Favorite comebacks/insults in cartoons

From Spectacular Spider-Man:

Tombstone: Sir, I don't know who you are but...
Green Goblin: Of course you don't! That's the point of the mask GENIUS!


When the one in a goofy halloween costume is the one making sense, you know there's something wrong.
 
From Total Drama World Tour:

Heather: Hear that, Cody? It's the sound of teenage girls everywhere, hurrying to LOCK THEIR DOORS.

Great delivery.
 
From Family Guy:

Brian: No, no, no, no, no, just hold on a second. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were twelve, but now you can't bear to look at yourself in a mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realisation that by the time your body's used up by age nineteen, you'll be a worn out chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want, how's that, am I in the ball park?

-Kim
 
Another one from the Critic:

The setup is that Jay's mother has written a book called 'The Fat Little Pig', which is clearly based on Jay and becomes a hit and everyone starts making the comparison.

Bus full of school children: Here fat little piggy! Here piggy, piggy, piggy!

Jay: Shutup! I'm not the character from the book.

Child on bus: What book?
 
From Spongebob Squarepants:

(Spongebob is upset because Patrick's been acting up in boating school class, and Mrs. Puff blamed Spongebob and took away one of his "Good Noodle" gold stars)

Patrick: Aw, who cares about a stupid star?

Spongebob: I'm surprised you don't care about a stupid star because you are one!

And in the episode "Krusty Krab Training Film":

(Patrick is at the front counter of the Krusty Krab, trying do decide what to order. Squidward loses patience with him)

Squidward: Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else!

And in the episode where Patrick's trying to write a song, there's a scene where he's scribbling away in Spongebob's house. Fumes come out of his head, float out the window and drift to Squidward's house. Squidward gets a snootful and yells out the window at Spongebob:

Squidward: Is Patrick thinking again?

Patrick: I'm writing a song!

Squidward: Patrick, it smells like something crawled inside your head and died!

Patrick: That's the creative process at work!

:p
 
"You're a towel!"

I don't care how you feel about Towelie, this is the greatest comeback EVAR! This is just a classic. Can't believe no one posted it yet.
 
The later follow up to that is good

*crowd of people gather outside a TV store*

Jay: "What's going on?"

Woman: "They killed off The Fat Little Pig in the new book"

Jay: "YES! *starts dancing* Goodbye, porky! You made me look so dorky! They killed you in New Yorky, I hope you rot in hell! How did he die?"

Woman: "He had a heart attack whilst singing and doing a stupid dance"

Jay: *stops dancing* "Ugh"
 
How can you forget the gold called Animaniacs? :D

Ralph (as a giant): OW! That smarted me!
Yakko: I'd doubt it.

(Skippy is crying in the movie theater after seeing "Bumbie's Mom")
Walrus Lady: WHAT is that child's problem?!
Slappy: Me. And in about two seconds, you're gonna share that problem!
Walrus Lady: Well, I never!
Slappy: Well you should. It's fun. :D
(later, Slappy is taking Skippy outside and the Walrus Lady is about to make a smart remark)
Slappy: Say one word and I'll throw dynamite down your pants!

(Wheel of Morality skits)
Yakko: It's that time again!
Dot: To make fun of the Disney Channel?
Wakko: To make the FOX censors cry?

The Wheel of Morality still kills me to this day. :anime:
 
Because of rabroad's rules, I can't post it here, but Cartman's reply to Mr. Garrison's 'How would you like to go to the Principal's office?' in the South Park movie was absolute gold. Those who saw the movie know the line I'm talking about.

Mr. Garrison: What did you just say!?

Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I meant to say was--. (Pulls out bullhorn and repeats his reply even louder)
 
From It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!, in response to Lucy showing the other kids how to correctly bob for apples:

Girl: Yeah Lucy, you should be good at this, you have the perfect mouth for it!

-Kim
 
From Spongebob Squarepants "Naughty Nautical Neighbors"

Squidward: "If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar."

Squidward: "Hey Patrick I heard there's a job opening at the pet shop... As some newspaper!"

Patrick: "Well that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!"
Spongebob: "Oh Yeah! Well that means, that uhh... So are you!"
Patrick: "Well your a turkey!"
Spongebob: "What's that?"
Patrick: "It's what you are!"
Spongebob: "Well you're an even bigger one!"

Always makes me laugh.
 
One from My Little Pony that always got a laugh from me. Megan's brother cannonballs into the pool and splashes everyone.

Megan: Sorry, Danny's a little rambunctious today.

Shady: (In the most sarcastic way possible) TODAY!?
 
From the TDI episode That's Off The Chain:

Lindsay: (to Heather) You really are mean and all that bad stuff people say about you is true. Like how you're a two-faced, back stabbing, lying little (Beep). I always told them they were wrong. I stood up for you because I thought we were BFFs but they're right. You really are a two-faced, back stabbing, lying little (Beep). And guess what? I don't want to be BFFs anymore. I'd rather spend the day staring at Owen's butt then shopping with you. And P.S. your shoes are tacky!
 
There were some pretty good ones from Danny Phantom.:anime:

"Vlad, shouldn't you be getting home to the love of your life? Oh, that's right. Dad married the love of your life. You're bitter and alone!"

and

Skulker: Where is the ectoconverter?!
Danny: Ectoconverter, ectoconverter. Oh here it is, in my hand!
(blasts Skulker)
 
A great one from Lord Bravery on Freakazoid when talking to his cranky grandmother:

Lord Bravery: Most people your age die. Why. Don't. YOU!?
 
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