Favorite comebacks/insults in cartoons

"Just look at her, she's huge and tubby! You'd have to be a drooling pinhead, to miss, that humungous continental mass!"

From the Red Guy. What makes it funny is that it was supposed to be an insult aimed at Chicken, yet he unintentionally makes it more so for Cow.
 
The Jew Producer: Housemates for making me talk to that fatty fat fat fat!

Clara: Hey Where's fatty fatty 2X4 can't get through the kitchen door?

Another insult that was throughout the whole episode was in The Misadventures of Flapjack when everyone thought K'nuckles was a pregnant woman :anime:.
 
The Secret Saturdays
Doc: You have bad science!
Doyle: Your mom has bad science...
Doc: -flabbergasted- That doesn't even make any sense!

Flapjack
Flapjack: 'Y' is an ugly letter, Captain.
K'nuckles: No, 'U' (points to Flapjack) is an ugly letter.

Siblings (it's an internet toon)
Johnny: I'll be back!
Rob: ...to the future.
 
That reminds me of another great Spongebob line from a classic episode I watched last night. Patrick is sweeping the Krusty Krab with the wrong end of the broom when a customer strides casually up to him and says boredly, "Hey. You just fly in from Stupid Town?"

It's Mr. Lawrence's deadpan delivery of that line that makes it so hilarious.
 
The Critic had so many awesome insults.

"Coming on at 10pm, it's The best of the Chevy Chase Show! Then at 10:02, it's the local news."

Jay: "That's not Clinton. That's one of your drunk, hillbilly bears."

Duke: "Yeah, well so far, nobody's noticed."

From Marathon Mensch:

Jay passes out on the street after losing the marathon.

Coroner: Judging from the stench of this guy, I'd say he's been dead for about a week.

Jay: I'm not dead.

Coroner: Good lord! *passes out*
 
From Spectacular Spider-Man:

Spider-Man: "Oh, I got the thing on the thing! What do I win?"

Rhino (who has a cone on his horn): "YOU!"

Spider-Man: "I win ME? That makes no sense."

Still gets me going.
 
On an episode of "The New Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo Show", a director asks a writer why he was sabotaging his "awesome" movie. He responded by saying, "This movie isn't awe-some, it's aw-ful!" Then he tells him to his face, "You're just a HACK!":D
 
Here's yet another one from Spongebob, this time from "Pressure"...

Squidward: And drowning. Don't forget about Drowing!
Spongebob: [laughs] Good one Squidward! Yeah, woo! [does a mid air high five]
Squidward: Not in your life.
[falls]

Again, it's all in the delivery.
 
I recall a line from Tiny Toons:

Babs: "Why Reubella, that's a lovely outfit. Didn't they have it in your size?? :evil:
 
Daria-"Monster"

Daria and Jane try to film Quinn in the morning when she first wakes up. Quinn discovers this and makes herself look nice. Daria realizes what she's doing and puts down the camera.

Quinn: What's wrong! Don't you want to shoot me!

Daria: Yes, Quinn. I want to shoot you.
 
From Homer's Barbershop Quartet:

Marge: Your teenage son or daughter will think that this wishbone necklace is really "cool".
Man: I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid. (walks away)

OUCH.
 
I know, I know.....I just had to put this one on here; it's in an episode of "Talespin", when a member of a group of miners realizes that Wildcat isn't Shere Khan:

"If brains were perfume, you couldn't smell this guy through a barbed-wire fence!"

:lol:

Can you say "ouch"?
 
"Hey sloppy milkshake" from the Adventure Time pilot cracks me up.

Shake: You might as pain yourself yellow, run around like a maniac and call yourself Banana Man because that's what you're doing!

A lot of my favorite ones have been said already.
 
From "So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show"

HOMER: [to Bart, regarding April Fool's Day] You couldn't fool anyone on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electronic fooling machine!
 
From Spongebob

Plankton: Hello little boy, would you like a Chum burger?
Boy: Ummm, does it come in raspberry?
Plankton: Er, no.
Boy: Does it come in blueberry?
Plankton: No.
Boy: Ummmmmmmm, raspberry?
Plankton: Oh come on kid, you asked me that already! Now quit wasting my time!
Boy?s mother: Hey, you can?t talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?
Plankton: I?m Plankton, you old hag, and your son smells like boogers!
Boy?s father: Hey, you can?t talk to my wife that way! What do you think this is?
Plankton: I think it?s time for you to lose some weight, fatty, that?s what I think it is!
Old woman: Hey, you can?t talk to my grandson that way! Someone should put you in a mental hospital.
Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!
Old woman: (looking sad) You?re probably right.

I hit the floor when I first heard that.
 
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