Favorite comebacks/insults in cartoons

Oh yeah, you're right, that's one of my favorite things about regular show: the pointless yet hilarious banter between the characters.

Oh, and "IT WAS WORTH IT!"
 
Doug

*After Roger makes an insulting joke towards Doug*

Doug: "You know Roger, if you were so funny, you wouldn't have to laugh at your own jokes."
 
One of my favorite moments in Regular Show, where they were trying to get tickets to see Fist Pump.

Rigby: Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life.

Mordecai: Wow! Sounds like your life sucks!

Rigby: SHUT UP!
 
I remember one from venture bros. It is from the time the Monarch,21,24, and Dr. Venture were all kept prisoners in the cocoon by gang members.
#21: Gentlemen, choose your weapons.
#24: Is this them?
#21: 'Are these they.'
#24: Who talks like that?
The Monarch: Out of the way! I'm the leader here, I'll distribute the... wha. (uneasy pause) Are these they?[The Arsenal turns out to be simply a crude collection of fan memorabilia]
#21: (proudly) Yeah, and you have to admit, it is a pretty formidable collection.
The Monarch: You f****** idiot! What the hell are we supposed to do with this crap? Make them laugh so hard they blow malt liquor out of their noses?
Dr. Venture: No, I think you'll have that covered when you storm the room in butterfly costumes.
The Monarch: Oh, ha ha ha. Nice onesie, d***. Does it have snaps in the back so you can make poopie?
#24: Whoa!! Snap! No he didn't
!Dr. Venture: This is a speed-suit, mister, not a onesie!
The Monarch: Fine. Maybe they?ll think you?re a three-year old with progeria and take pity on us!
 
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