Favorite comebacks/insults in cartoons

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What are some of your favorite comebacks/insults in cartoons? Here are some of mine

#1. Aladdin (referring to a snooty prince): Look at that, Abu. It's not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends.

Funniest-comeback-ever.

#2. Frieza: An after-image, eh? That's a pretty good trick for a primate.

#3. Frieza: Well aren't ya gonna keep running, monkey? Aren't ya? Like a little circus chimp! Come one! Come all! See the spectacular chimp in a maze! Where will he run today?
 
"To clone any one of you (henchmen) would be a crime even I am incapable of." - Dr. Drakken in the "Kim Possible" episode, "Kimitation Nation". Makes a pretty nice, not-that-direct insult.
 
Biker: Watch it, jerk!
Duckman: Who you calling a jerk, you long haired, fat bellied, goofy tattooed, 60's throwback Village People wannabe biker freak!

^ Gotta go with a classic. There was also a great one that Duckman said about the other players on Ajax's football team (it involved him saying they got overexcited about showering together), but as I don't know the exact wording of the insult, I'll refrain.
 
Not exactly an insult...but

In the BTAS episode Joker's Wild, the Arkam patients are in a rec room with Pamela Isley watching TV. Then the Joker walks up to the TV and changes the channel.

Poison Ivy: Hey! I was watching that!
Joker: Now you're watching this.

That was so funny to me I had to use it in real life whenever the oportunity arose.
 
Aqua Teen Hunger Force:
Master Shake: It must be Obvious Day at Camp Stupid!

Space Ghost: Coast to Coast:
Space Ghost: That's the 2nd time you've called me a jerk today, Zorak!
Zorak: Well, what do you know? Space Jerk can count!

Futurama:
Bender: (to Dr. Zoidberg) I'd say "Don't quit your day job", but you're terrible at that too!

Prof. Farnsworth: Get off of my property!
Free Waterfall Jr.: You can't own property, man!
Prof. Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!
 
Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

"The Shaving"-
Meatwad: (dressed as a purple version of the Incredible Hulk) You won't like me when I'm angry!
Master Shake: I don't like you ever.

"Spacecataz"-
Ignignokt: Oh look, Err. Talking farm animals. (Referring to the Plutonians)

The Venture Brothers:

The Monarch: Yeah, whatever, Crazy.
 
From "American Dad"...

Stan: Francine, when I look at your hair, I doubt I could eat the amount I want to vomit.

I really have to remember to use this at some point. Of course, nobody watches "American Dad", so they'll probably think I made it up.
 
I watch it. In fact, I just thought up something from that show, when Stan meets Jeff's uber-sarcastic father (this is after Jeff tells him about his job):

Tire inflation!

That is so great. 'Course I'm not surprised.

That's just the latest in a long list of achievements.

I'm so proud of my son.

In fact, this is the wall where I keep all his awards.

What?!

There's nothing there!

Oh, my God! They've been stolen!

I'd better call the sheriff.

We're gonna get to the bottom of this.

It's ringing.

Hello, Sheriff Perkins? Henry Fischer.

Yes, yes, father of the illustrious Jeff Fischer.

Someone has stolen all his awards. All of them.

It must have been several strong men with a huge truck.

What?

What do you mean Jeff's never won an award in his entire life?

But if that were true, that would mean my son

is a worthless piece of crap who never accomplished anything.

Well, sir,

I'm not gonna sit here while you say those awful things about my pride and joy.

I promise you, son, I will not rest until I get every single ribbon, trophy

and letter of commendation back on that wall.

I'm gonna go down to the bar and round up a posse.

We'll get Charlie's dogs, close off a perimeter.

You just sit there and keep on making me proud.

I need something for Charlie's dogs so they can pick up the scent.

Do you have your high school diploma?

No? They got that, too?

Oh, those monsters are gonna pay.
 
"I agree with you, Ajax! Those other players are a bunch of brainless, knuckle-dragging bohunks who get overexcited about showering together because they were emotionally shattered when they found out their mothers do it for donuts! Well put, son!"

That show had the best insults.
 
Ah yes, thanks for the refresher.
The best instance was,

"Hey everybody, Brian's the new Meg!" (laughs)
"Yeah, you're the new me!"
"Shut up, Meg."
 
KOTH
Peggy: Hey Frieda foreman your not a champ your a chump chump chumpity chump
Frieda Foreman: Hey Shut-Up Grandma Hair
(Peggy Looks Around)
I cracked up! Peggy is so Oblivious.

Bugs and Daffy during Bugs birthday party and after Daffy came out with the wood on his beak and he finally realizes it.
Daffy: You smug sonofa---

TAB&R
Poison Ivy (To Livewire): Lighten up if it wasn't for us you'd be more useless than a dead battery.
 
From Spongebob

Squidward: Heaven at last! (bumps into a resident)

Resident: I've seen more alert people at a retirement home.

Squidward: Oh which way to the nearest "Living Without a Brain" seminar? Don't be late!

Resident: I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich! Get a life!

From Sonic X

Chris (referring to Sonic): He does seem stressed.

Amy: He thinks he's stressed, try being me!

Chris: That'd be horrible.

Amy: What did you say!?
 
Non-descript criminal: Back off, Hawke, or I'm turning your partner into cop salad.
Jeremy Hawke: Hold the cop salad. I'll be having the killslaw!

Not an accurate translation I believe, but when I heard it for the first time, it was amazing. From The Critic btw.
 
I wonder if we could include comeback/insults in cartoons from other languages (French, Spanish, etc..)? :sweat: I know one in French from an episode of Goldorak (UFO Robot Grendizer) in episode 34 "Le mercenaire de l'oppression":

Ergastul to commandant Minos: "Minos, je croyais que tu t'appellais Minus!" (approximate translation: Minos, I taught your name was Minus!")
 
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