If Brian were able to tell the truth to Jillian, she wouldn't even get it, and then Brian would actually end up yelling at her for each time she mispronounced something, and telling her that she is so STUUUPID, that she makes OPIE smarter than her, and it would have a moment of Smart Opie, who speaks good english! It would end with her groom breaking up with her for her stupidity, and her crying, because she realizes that she's stupid - Moreso than Peter's retardedness! It would be just like that time on The Simpsons, when Grampa went to Branson, Missouri, just to tell the girl who was loving him for being able to drive that his family was right! She's a HOOTCHIE, HOOTCHIE, HOOTCHIE!