Hahaha when I read it for some reason my impression was that the spider was crawling around your living room with a shoe and a bottle of Windex.
I'm sorry, didnt mean to undermine your terrifying situation.
When I was little I was showering and there was a bug on the bathtub. I got so freaked out that I ran out into the hallway, locking and slamming the bathroom door behind me (As if bugs knew how to unlock a door...d'oh). My parents had to take the door off the hinges so we could get back into the bathroom. What's the situation now?
Oh right, back on topic:
What I use when I feel like thinking about flasrabroadack Elijah and have already seen his TVD scenes over and over again.
I'm sorry, didnt mean to undermine your terrifying situation.

Oh right, back on topic:

What I use when I feel like thinking about flasrabroadack Elijah and have already seen his TVD scenes over and over again.