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Dump your homemade Family Guy cutaways here!
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RebelQueen
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Peter: This is worse than that time i tried to call Steven Hawking.
(cutaway to peter on the phone and spilt screen with Steven Hawking)
Hawking: Hello. This is Steven Hawking...
(Peter sits there for about a minute saying nothing. looking at his watch and such)
Peter: Jeez BEEP ALREADY!!
(cutaway to peter on the phone and spilt screen with Steven Hawking)
Hawking: Hello. This is Steven Hawking...
(Peter sits there for about a minute saying nothing. looking at his watch and such)
Peter: Jeez BEEP ALREADY!!
ForTheLulz
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Peter: Playing the race card already cleaveland?
Cleaveland: I haven't used that since my epic duel.
Cut to a yugioh spoof.
Yugi: I play the dark magician, mysical elf, Tim Allen in attack mode!
Cleaveland: Well, that's no match for this!(Plays a card with various black stereotypical figures on it)
Yugi: GOD YOU ALWAYS PLAY THAT!
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Peter: If I wanted to be this upset, I'd just go back to mario world.
cut to 8 bit family guy esque representation of mario world. Peter fights his way through Koopa's castle to find toad
Toad: The princess is in another castle
Peter: You son of a *(#&@ !!!
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That's all I got
Cleaveland: I haven't used that since my epic duel.
Cut to a yugioh spoof.
Yugi: I play the dark magician, mysical elf, Tim Allen in attack mode!
Cleaveland: Well, that's no match for this!(Plays a card with various black stereotypical figures on it)
Yugi: GOD YOU ALWAYS PLAY THAT!
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Peter: If I wanted to be this upset, I'd just go back to mario world.
cut to 8 bit family guy esque representation of mario world. Peter fights his way through Koopa's castle to find toad
Toad: The princess is in another castle
Peter: You son of a *(#&@ !!!
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That's all I got
My Auty =]
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Brian: "Chris, how about going to an all-you-can-eat italian spaghetti dinner with Gary Coleman?"
(Cut away to Chris and Gary Coleman at an Italian restaurant)
Waiter: "Some more spaghetti, pizanno?"
Gary Coleman: "What'cha talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
(Cut away to Chris and Gary Coleman at an Italian restaurant)
Waiter: "Some more spaghetti, pizanno?"
Gary Coleman: "What'cha talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Chris: The Evil Monkey in my closet has been acting weird ever since he became a Scientologist.
(Cut to Chris opening up his closet,with the Evil Monkey dressed up like Terl from "Battlefield Earth",and holding up a copy of Dienetics to Chris)
Chris: Ahhh! That movie didn't even make sense!
(Cut to Chris opening up his closet,with the Evil Monkey dressed up like Terl from "Battlefield Earth",and holding up a copy of Dienetics to Chris)
Chris: Ahhh! That movie didn't even make sense!
Okay I thought of a fairly good one.
PETER: Man this is even worse then the time Luke Skywalker... uh.... he did uh.... um.....
(We pan over to the Family Guy writing staff as one of them looks over at all the others).
WRITER ONE: Come on people! Can't anyone think of a Star Wars Joke?
WRITER TWO: I think we did them all already. (Everyone gasps).
WRITER THREE: What about the one where Leila and Chewbacca-
WRITER TWO: Yup did it.
WRITER THREE: But they were covered in butter and doing the Wookie Rub. You mean that one actually got past the censors?
WRITER TWO: Surprisngly less. (Sighs) Well we could always parody a joke from the modern movies- (Gets hit by another writer).
WRITER FOUR: Good lord man, what kind of insanity are you spreading?
WRITER TWO: You're right man. I... I don't know what came over me.
WRITER THREE: (Snaps his fingers) Oh I got it! We'll do an Indiana Jones joke. We still have ten left of those to tell. (The other riders smile and nod as we pan back to Peter)
PETER: - And now I know why never to trust Nazis in caves, heheheheheheh.
EDIT: Okay thought of another good one.
MEG: (After Peter does something awful) You're the worst dad ever!
PETER: Oh come on Meg. What about that guy from the Lost Spinoff?
MICHAEL: Walllllllllllllllllllttttttttttttttttttttttt!
WALT: Dad!
MICHAEL: Walllllllllllttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!
WALT: Dad!
MICHAEL: Waltttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt! (We cut to see Peter and Brian watching this on TV)
BRIAN: I don't know what's sadder. That this got a three season pickup or that it ended up being better then Jericho.
PETER: (Points at the camera) Oh we just burned your ass CBS, ya.... 80 year old bastards.
PETER: Man this is even worse then the time Luke Skywalker... uh.... he did uh.... um.....
(We pan over to the Family Guy writing staff as one of them looks over at all the others).
WRITER ONE: Come on people! Can't anyone think of a Star Wars Joke?
WRITER TWO: I think we did them all already. (Everyone gasps).
WRITER THREE: What about the one where Leila and Chewbacca-
WRITER TWO: Yup did it.
WRITER THREE: But they were covered in butter and doing the Wookie Rub. You mean that one actually got past the censors?
WRITER TWO: Surprisngly less. (Sighs) Well we could always parody a joke from the modern movies- (Gets hit by another writer).
WRITER FOUR: Good lord man, what kind of insanity are you spreading?
WRITER TWO: You're right man. I... I don't know what came over me.
WRITER THREE: (Snaps his fingers) Oh I got it! We'll do an Indiana Jones joke. We still have ten left of those to tell. (The other riders smile and nod as we pan back to Peter)
PETER: - And now I know why never to trust Nazis in caves, heheheheheheh.
EDIT: Okay thought of another good one.
MEG: (After Peter does something awful) You're the worst dad ever!
PETER: Oh come on Meg. What about that guy from the Lost Spinoff?
MICHAEL: Walllllllllllllllllllttttttttttttttttttttttt!
WALT: Dad!
MICHAEL: Walllllllllllttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!
WALT: Dad!
MICHAEL: Waltttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt! (We cut to see Peter and Brian watching this on TV)
BRIAN: I don't know what's sadder. That this got a three season pickup or that it ended up being better then Jericho.
PETER: (Points at the camera) Oh we just burned your ass CBS, ya.... 80 year old bastards.
blackhighheels
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Lois(after watching something bloody on TV): How disgraceful, there is nothing but violence on TV these days.
Peter: aw come on lois, there was violence in the old shows too. Remember when the brady bunch kids got Davey Jones at their school dance?
Cuts away to Davey Jones(From Pirates of the carribean) killing people while singing beatles songs into the microphone he's holding with his tentacles.
Peter: aw come on lois, there was violence in the old shows too. Remember when the brady bunch kids got Davey Jones at their school dance?
Cuts away to Davey Jones(From Pirates of the carribean) killing people while singing beatles songs into the microphone he's holding with his tentacles.
Cleveland: But, Peter, you never win anything. Remember when you went on "Password"?
Host: This one for Peter Griffin and Tony Randall.
Announcer: The password is "flaming".
Peter: You...
Tony: Actor.
Peter: You...
Tony: Tony?
Peter: You...
Brian: Well, I guess you're not the first person to do whatever it takes to win.
(Cut to mobster)
Mafia guy: You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. Now I ask you, why should I kill this "Count Chocula"?
(Cut to Captain Crunch)
Captain Crunch: Because that son of a ***** has been spreading lies! My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! With all respect.
Peter: This is worse then that time when I was Kevin Federline's magic mirror.
(Flash to Kevin's apartment)
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a d*******g today?
Peter: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Peter: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Peter: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Peter: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
Stewie: Another baby? But, but I'm the baby. Why the deuce would they want to replace me? My, my cheeks are pinchable, my bottom is smooth, my laugh is heartwarming. Aha ha ha ha ho ho ho! What's that? I certainly am not overreacting! What the devil do you think happened to Bobby when they added cousin Oliver to the Brady bunch?
(Cut to the Brady family sitting around the table)
Mom: Oliver, did you break this vase?
Oliver: No the floor did (the family all laughs)
Boy: He's so cute.
(Bobby emerges from a door)
Bobby: Hey everybody I...
Dad: Bobby, you get back in the garage! (Thrusts end of broom into Bobby.)
Bobby: Ow, ow!
Peter: People have always found ways to get around without a car. Look at iceman.
(Cut to Iceman riding an ice-slide into his apartment where his wife
Iceman's wife: Honey, where did you go when you went out last night?
Iceman: Uhh, just over to Tom's house. Played some poker, had some brewskies, you know.
Iceman's wife: Really? Then would you mind explaining that?
(Pan to a window. Then we see an ice-slide leading from the window to an adult theater with "All Gay XXX" on the marquee.)
Iceman: At least they know how to touch a man! (Iceman's wife walks off) Oh, walk away.
Host: This one for Peter Griffin and Tony Randall.
Announcer: The password is "flaming".
Peter: You...
Tony: Actor.
Peter: You...
Tony: Tony?
Peter: You...
Brian: Well, I guess you're not the first person to do whatever it takes to win.
(Cut to mobster)
Mafia guy: You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. Now I ask you, why should I kill this "Count Chocula"?
(Cut to Captain Crunch)
Captain Crunch: Because that son of a ***** has been spreading lies! My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! With all respect.
Peter: This is worse then that time when I was Kevin Federline's magic mirror.
(Flash to Kevin's apartment)
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a d*******g today?
Peter: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Peter: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Peter: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Peter: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
Stewie: Another baby? But, but I'm the baby. Why the deuce would they want to replace me? My, my cheeks are pinchable, my bottom is smooth, my laugh is heartwarming. Aha ha ha ha ho ho ho! What's that? I certainly am not overreacting! What the devil do you think happened to Bobby when they added cousin Oliver to the Brady bunch?
(Cut to the Brady family sitting around the table)
Mom: Oliver, did you break this vase?
Oliver: No the floor did (the family all laughs)
Boy: He's so cute.
(Bobby emerges from a door)
Bobby: Hey everybody I...
Dad: Bobby, you get back in the garage! (Thrusts end of broom into Bobby.)
Bobby: Ow, ow!
Peter: People have always found ways to get around without a car. Look at iceman.
(Cut to Iceman riding an ice-slide into his apartment where his wife
Iceman's wife: Honey, where did you go when you went out last night?
Iceman: Uhh, just over to Tom's house. Played some poker, had some brewskies, you know.
Iceman's wife: Really? Then would you mind explaining that?
(Pan to a window. Then we see an ice-slide leading from the window to an adult theater with "All Gay XXX" on the marquee.)
Iceman: At least they know how to touch a man! (Iceman's wife walks off) Oh, walk away.
Brain: I don't see why you had to get Chris up at 4:00 AM to clean the garage this morning.
Lois: Figured he may as well get a head start considering how long it takes him to clean up. Goku's battle with Frieza was a lot faster than Chris' work effort.
(Flashback) Frieza successfully blows Krillen to bits.
Goku- KRILLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Goes Super Saiyan) Now we finish this monster.
Frieza- We have a few minutes, want to talk first.
Goku- I don't see why not.
Frieza- Hows the family doing? I notice your son is pretty tough.
Goku: He sure is, though Chi Chi is a bit hesitant about letting him fight.
Frieza: How barbaric!
Goku: Tell me about it, but otherwise we're doing fine. How are you doing?
Frieza: Can't complain. I considered picking up the lastest model hover vehicle, but decided my powers make any transportation obsolete.
(22 mins later)
Frieza: You gave Piccolo a senzu bean? Were you pigging out when they handed out brains?
Goku: Hey, it would be boring without a rival. Besides, Kami would have died too.
Frieza: Yeah I'm sure he has a long fruitful life ahead of him.
Narrator: Will Goku avenge Krillen's death? Will Frieza perish at his hands? Will any of the Z Fighters aside from Goku lose their virginity? Will this series ever end let alone make it to American television? Tune into the next 200 episodes of Dragonball Z.
Lois: Figured he may as well get a head start considering how long it takes him to clean up. Goku's battle with Frieza was a lot faster than Chris' work effort.
(Flashback) Frieza successfully blows Krillen to bits.
Goku- KRILLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Goes Super Saiyan) Now we finish this monster.
Frieza- We have a few minutes, want to talk first.
Goku- I don't see why not.
Frieza- Hows the family doing? I notice your son is pretty tough.
Goku: He sure is, though Chi Chi is a bit hesitant about letting him fight.
Frieza: How barbaric!
Goku: Tell me about it, but otherwise we're doing fine. How are you doing?
Frieza: Can't complain. I considered picking up the lastest model hover vehicle, but decided my powers make any transportation obsolete.
(22 mins later)
Frieza: You gave Piccolo a senzu bean? Were you pigging out when they handed out brains?
Goku: Hey, it would be boring without a rival. Besides, Kami would have died too.
Frieza: Yeah I'm sure he has a long fruitful life ahead of him.
Narrator: Will Goku avenge Krillen's death? Will Frieza perish at his hands? Will any of the Z Fighters aside from Goku lose their virginity? Will this series ever end let alone make it to American television? Tune into the next 200 episodes of Dragonball Z.
Here one of mine Peter has brought home a new pet
Lois - No Peter you can't keep it for one one thing you not responeable enought to take care of a pet
Peter Sure I m remember when I took care of Gizmo
We flashback and see gremlins running amuck in the griffen household
Lois a upon seeing them - Peter you didn't
Peter , I am' afird I did Honey I got him wet and fed him after after midnight
Lois Wasn' there a third rule
Peter Nah probley not important
Sorry if its not that good and sorry about spelling
Lois - No Peter you can't keep it for one one thing you not responeable enought to take care of a pet
Peter Sure I m remember when I took care of Gizmo
We flashback and see gremlins running amuck in the griffen household
Lois a upon seeing them - Peter you didn't
Peter , I am' afird I did Honey I got him wet and fed him after after midnight
Lois Wasn' there a third rule
Peter Nah probley not important
Sorry if its not that good and sorry about spelling
Peter: Aw man, this worse than that time I had to use the can but it was occupied by Frieza.
*cuts to Peter standing outside the bathroom stall squirming, Frieza's feet are seen under the door*
Frieza: Hold on, I'll just be five minutes.
-OR-
Peter: Geez, this is worse than that time I went to the movies with Frieza.
*cuts to Freiza and Peter in a car, Frieza at the wheel*
Peter: C'mon, Frieza! The movie starts at 9:00, it's already 8:50!
Frieza: Just relax, man! Relax! I know a shortcut, we'll be there in like five minutes!
*cuts to Peter standing outside the bathroom stall squirming, Frieza's feet are seen under the door*
Frieza: Hold on, I'll just be five minutes.
-OR-
Peter: Geez, this is worse than that time I went to the movies with Frieza.
*cuts to Freiza and Peter in a car, Frieza at the wheel*
Peter: C'mon, Frieza! The movie starts at 9:00, it's already 8:50!
Frieza: Just relax, man! Relax! I know a shortcut, we'll be there in like five minutes!
$how$topp3r*
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Manhunter...this thread is for cutaways that members here create themselves. Your post is just full of stuff that actually appeared on the show. Hence the word "homemade."
lawrence h
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Peter: I haven't been this excited since i saw that Afro Skeleton
(Starts cutaway: Peter as Luffy,Lois as Nami,and Brian as Sanji and Brook as himself)
Brook:Yohohoho i'm Brook
Peter: Awesome your an Afro Skeleton
Brook: Hey there sexy lady can i see your panties?
Lois: What?!
Peter:Come on Lois show him your panties
Brian: Yes Lois show him your panties
(Starts cutaway: Peter as Luffy,Lois as Nami,and Brian as Sanji and Brook as himself)
Brook:Yohohoho i'm Brook
Peter: Awesome your an Afro Skeleton
Brook: Hey there sexy lady can i see your panties?
Lois: What?!
Peter:Come on Lois show him your panties
Brian: Yes Lois show him your panties