Dumbest Lines in Songs

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hotgyalnicky

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Hate this song...Buckcherry "Too Drunk"

I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
OH! I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry but I have to say...
I'm too drunk to **** ya!
Too drunk to **** ya!
YEAH! I'm too drunk to **** ya!
Too drunk to **** ya!
Some one help me!
Lord have mercy,
Please, somebody help me!
I can't even ****in breathe!
I'm too drunk to ****!
 
So I am not dissing any particular artist i was just thinking that there are times when artists make some durab choices in their lyrics. I wanted to start a threat that had the durabest lines in music.

One that i heard today was Brittany Spears Womanizer

Maybe if we both lived in different worlRAB
(Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't
You...

i just thought it was a pretty stupid line...

lets see what everyone else can come up with
 
Hilary Duff

-'I cry like a baby when I don't get my way/Do you want me?'

-'I open my mouth cause I'm waiting for your love to fall from the sky.'

-'If the light isn't off, then it's on.' (WHAT THE HELL)

-'Should have turned left But I was singing some song.'

-'Hey boys ready for the shock/I'm living proof that girls can rock/Spread the news around every single block/Hey boys the girl can rock.'

(For the record I don't actually know many of her songs... I got these lyrics from a random website)

Now I'm just going to post the entirety of Frankee's - F.U.R.B

Oh oh
oooh
no no no

(You know there's two sides to every story)

See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch
talkin' **** like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel

CHORUS
**** What I did, was your fault somehow
**** the presents, I threw all that **** out
**** all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, **** you right back

**** what I did was your fault somehow
**** the presents,I threw all that **** out
**** all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
well guess what yo,**** you right back

You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to do your friend
now you want me to come back
you must be smokin' crack
Im goin' else where and thats a fact

**** all those nights I moaned real loud
**** it, I faked it, aren't you proud?
**** all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what joe,your sex was wack

You questioned did I care
maybe I would have if woulda come to me
now it's over
but I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cause Im not ur hoe

CHORUS
**** What I did, was your fault somehow
**** the presents, I threw all that **** out
**** all the cryin it didnt mean jack
well guess what yo, **** you right back

(you made me do this)

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God that's awful

I'd say pretty much every song that appears on mainstream 'Rock' charts in the Western hemisphere have pretty terrible lyrics
 
If only we could fly, Limp Bizkit style. John Otto, take 'em to the Matthew's bridge. Can ya feel it? My g-g-generation, get up. My g-g-generation, are you ready?
Do you know where you are? Welcome to the jungle punk, take a look around. It's Limp Bizkit ****in' up your town, we download in the shockwave. For all the ladies in the cave, to get your groove on, and maybe your the one who flew over the cuckoo's nest. Well, guess who's next. Generation x, generation strange. Sun don't even shine through a window pane.

So go ahead and talk ****, talk **** about me, and go ahead and talk ****. About my g-g-generation!

(Chorus)
We don't, don't give a ****, and we wont ever give a **** un, til you, you give a **** about me and my generation.

Hey kid, take my advice, ya don't wanna step into a big pile of ****. The captain is drunk, your world is titanic. Floatin' on the funk, so get your groove on, and maybe I am just a little ****ed up. Life's just a little ****ed up. Generation x, generation strange. Sun don't even shine through the window pane.

So go ahead and talk ****, talk **** about me, and go ahead and talk **** about my g-g-generation.

(Chorus 2x) Who gets the blame, you get the blame and I get the blame. Who gets the blame, you get the blame and I get the blame, but do you think we can fly? Do you think we can fly? Do yoooooooou think we can fly? Well I do, I do......FLY!

DJ Lethal, bring it on. Ooooooooooh yea, come on!

So go ahead and talk ****, talk **** about me and go ahead and talk **** about my g-g-generation.

(Chorus 2x)

Oh yea
 
7 is the holy nuraber for 'perfection' or 'completion' and 3 is another holy nuraber commonly found in the bible. So three 7s equals divinity I suppose. But, I thought that was only UnderOath who had the 777 thing. Oh, and 666 is stated in the book of revelations some same... 555 doesn't mean anything I don't think.

Sorry for that Bible lesson I'm forced to go to private school... alas, I'm atheist.
 
The chorus from Mighty Rhapsody's "Wisdom of the Kings" scores pretty high on the cheeze scale.

Holy dragons, keepers of time
rRde brave the blue skies and spell my eyes
Fly beyond these hills, ride on the wind
The wisdom of the kings
 
Any lyrics by Yes can not make any sense if you try.

But the comedian Bill Bailey pointed out that in a song by The Killers, there's a line which goes 'I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier'. This sounRAB all very nice and poetic to start with, but if you think about it, what does it actually mean? It's just mindless drivel. It makes just about as much sense as 'I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster'.
 
Yes, but the way he says it makes me ****ing angry.
He takes something that has the potential to sound demonic, and turns it into something a little kid with a bible could think of.
 
So it does...you know, it's bad enough that all Buckcherry's song are about either getting drunk, getting high, or fucking, but you'd think they'd expand and try out new subject matter. Instead, they decided it would be a good idea to sing about all three things in one song. Talk about beating a dead horse...
 
"Even though I know
I don't want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounRAB"

From Finger Eleven's "One Things" which is, in my opinion, the worst song ever.
 
High school seemed like such a blur
I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections
And in class I dreamed all day
About a rock 'n' roll weekend
And the girl in the front of the room
So close yet so far
Y'know she never seemed to notice
That this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend

Chorus:
Life goes by so fast
You only want to do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then it's past;
(it's the) story of my life

And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a seven eleven

I went downtown to look for a job
I had no training, no experience to speak of
I looked at the holes in my jeans and turned and headed back

Chorus

Good times come and good times go
I only wish the good times would last a little longer
I think about the good times we had and why they had to end

So I sit at the edge of my bed
I strum my guitar and I sing an outlaw love song
Wonderin' bout what you're doin' now and when you're comin' back

Chorus

Any of those
 
Underoath has a DVD set by the title 777.
I was stating the song lyrics for Slipknot's 555 To The 666. SounRAB more like a demon's little league baseball chant to me.
 
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