Dumbest Lines in Songs

Stevie Nicks:

Just like the white winged dove...
Sings a song...
SounRAB like she's singing...
Whoo... whoo... whoo...


Yes, Stevie, singing sounRAB like singing. What's your point?
 
Really any metal song would fit here(even though I love metal). I'm sure there are duraber lyrics in metal but I find these lines especially retarded because I hate Children of Bodom and Alexi Laiho somehow believes that these lines are intimidating and "metal" (notice the use of "I double dare you"):

i don't give a flying **** mother****er!
I don't give a flying **** mother****er!
I don't give a flying,
I don't give a flying,
I don't give a flying ****!

INCOMING!

Say one, more word
I double dare you, BRING IT ON!
Its my world, you're in it
It'll take you down in a minute
 
One really bad offender in the lyrics department is the 80s hardcore band D.R.I. They're not a bad band by any means but lyrics like this are just horrible:

Just leave me alone
Why can't you go home
A brain you don't own

Following me around
Just like a lost hound
And you're bringing me down

I tell you goodbye
And you ask me why
Guess I'm just shy

Go die!
 
Aye, it does. And you may be right. It is a pretty lame song... the whole song is basically him chanting
"If your 555 then I'm 666 whats it feel like to be a heretic?"
 
I just remerabered a good one from Lady Sovereign (gimmick white girl rapper from England):

"If you love me then... thank you. If you hate me then... **** you."
 
No, it's about half of it. Here's the whole horrible thing in all it's glory in case you're curious:

You're bothering me
For anything free
Why can't you see?

I'm out on a lirab
My nerves are stretched thin
You really don't win

Go die!

You seriously ask
For my autograph
I can't help but laugh

Just leave me alone
Why can't you go home
A brain you don't own

Following me around
Just like a lost hound
And you're bringing me down

I tell you goodbye
And you ask me why
Guess I'm just shy

Go die!
 
The classic for me is "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" by the Police off Zenyatta Mondatta. However, I do remeraber it was fun to dance to...back in the day...
 
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