Did you hear about Nate Kaeding, the kicker for the San Diego Chargers?

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Wifey McBeaty

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He was so despondent after his team's loss to the Jets, that he went home and tried to hang himself. However, when he went to kick the chair out from under him, he missed!!
 
This joke originally came out in 2004. Except that he supposedly tried to shoot himself in the head and missed. I actually feel bad for the guy. He was devastated in 2004 and it took him years to get his confidence back. That 52-yarder against the Bengals was supposed to have finally exorcised the demons. Then he goes 0 for 3 in this game and basically loses it for the Chargers. I don''t know if he'll ever be right again.
 
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Woah. I don't know if your serious about this, or making a joke about how bad of a kicker he might be (never seen him kick). But if you're serious, then daaang. That's horrible. But if you're joking then lol, nice one.
 
I heard he tried to hang himself in the lockerroom but he couldn't kick the chair beneath him

But then again I heard he was hung on the goal post by local fans
 
I heard he tried to hang himself in the lockerroom but he couldn't kick the chair beneath him

But then again I heard he was hung on the goal post by local fans
 
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