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Lukkie
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I know that wasn't addressed to me, but people on the right side of the political spectrum are generally called Conservatives or ‘people who are resistant to change’ by definition. In other words, change is bad. Change is bad because it forces everyone to adapt to things like new taxes, new presidents and new spicy chicken sandwiches at Chik-Fil-A. Republicans know that we are all better off without these inconveniences and our nation would be more prosperous without modern advances in technology and culture.
The Conservative movement was established in 1819 by Francois Rene de Chateaubriand, a humble farmer from central Georgia. Republicans unanimously agree that life would be easier if things were the same as they were in 1819. People wouldn’t have to worry about electricity bills, black presidents, AIDS or children. Additionally, women would not be allowed to vote and the state of California would be non-existent. Republicans enjoy taking part in re-enactments of historic events as a way to reject America’s progression and eat boiled weasel.
The Conservative movement was established in 1819 by Francois Rene de Chateaubriand, a humble farmer from central Georgia. Republicans unanimously agree that life would be easier if things were the same as they were in 1819. People wouldn’t have to worry about electricity bills, black presidents, AIDS or children. Additionally, women would not be allowed to vote and the state of California would be non-existent. Republicans enjoy taking part in re-enactments of historic events as a way to reject America’s progression and eat boiled weasel.