With my ban now over, I decided I ought to apologize to DFelon.
Firstly, I apologize for breaking a rule you have neglected to still add to our official rules. Although Hardcore/Emo has this rule stated in large font, you have decided not to list it here, but only enforce it, and I respect that. Clearly you have a reason for not making all rules clear to the users here.
Secondly, I apologize for making a post that was so offensive to you, it was important I get banned for it a week after I made it. More importantly, that it was offensive despite my not intending to offend anyone with its use. I also realize it's important for you to read conversations between long time frienRAB on this forum and ban us for long-standing jokes. Or me rather. Either way.
Thirdly, I apologize for not sucking you off and kissing the ground you walk on. People such as Jared seem to especially enjoy it, so I feel I might be missing out and henceforth I will put forth an honest effort to give you e-fellatio at every opportunity. Moreover, it seems you respect the people who do this, and though I wasn't aware asskissing was a respectable profession, since it ranks highly in your esteem, I will have to give it a shot.
Fourthly, I apologize for accusing you of abusing your power, because NPC sided with you and said it was not an abuse. Of course, every normal user sees it as such, myself included, but moRAB are better than the average user, so we must be mistaken. I also realize you're a respectable person who would never abuse power to salvage his ego. I also respect your decision not to respond to these accusations, because you clearly didn't ban me maliciously. Thus, there was no reason to respond to them and give a better or more concise explanation for your actions. Well, of course, your actions as mod are beyond reproach.
In closing statements, if you ever abuse your power again, I will get you demodded. If you can't handle shots to your over-inflated ego, avoid me. If e-fellatio gets you off, you shouldn't be a mod. If you would like to provide a good explanation for banning me for a week old offensive post right after reading my post accusing you of being a dick who can't handle reality with his overblown ego, please do. Coincidence doesn't cut it I don't think. Thanks for your time.
