this was in the pit, you can "talk to god" on an igod site...here's my convo..
Me:
how many eggs are in a dozen?
God:
There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...
Me:
baker's dozen?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about did.
Me:
did?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
i don't get it
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
then do it wtf
God:
I do nothing but chat all day.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I can't believe it.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
yes
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
changing direction...what do you think about the war in IRaq
God:
I think changing direction is a lot of things. The state of armed conflict between nations or parties.
Me:
yea, that's war
God:
Thanks for explaining it. Ahem.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
no you
God:
Are you serious? " That was not very polite."? Me, justin ?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
go
God:
Go where?
Me:
there
God:
Where?
Me:
to the forest
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
no you do it
God:
Are you serious? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
yes, 19, awesome
God:
Ah. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
i like to write, yes
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
creative
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
are what exactly the same
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
i thought you were God though
God:
Oh. Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
don't you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Abortion
God:
Is the holding of hanRAB a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
let's do what
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
hold hanRAB?
God:
My arms are not attached.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
i thought it was odd he said I was a poet..the rest is just funny though