Comedy Movie Thread- Everyone needs a good laugh every now and then!

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You have alot of good taste in movies :D

Those quotes from Spaceballs are great! :lol:

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yep thats the right lines john. I love those lines.

another movie I like is National lampoons christmas vacation-

some quotes : Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny *****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white @ss down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of @ssholes this side of the nuthouse.
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Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
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Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my @ss. Kiss his @ss. Kiss your @ss. Happy Hanukkah.

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Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
Uncle Lewis: Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.
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Clark: Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace.
Aunt Bethany: [turns to Lewis] What, dear?
Nora Griswold: Grace!
Aunt Bethany: Grace? She passed away thirty years ago.
Uncle Lewis: They want you to say Grace.
[Bethany shakes her head in confusion]
Uncle Lewis: The BLESSING!
Aunt Bethany: [they all pose for prayer] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands/ One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Clark: Amen.
 
Shaun of the dead is a really good movie, I liked it too

I will post some pics and quotes in a bit
 
I never saw The Great Outdoors :( Which is odd, cuz I LOVE them both. :confused:

Jenny ~ I loooove your avie!! SOO cute! :love:

omg, Spaceballs is soooo freakin funny!!! :lol:

Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Dark Helmet: Out of order? F UCK! Even in the future, nothing works!

Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!

Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by ass holes!

and the whole Spaceballs video scene is a classic. "When will then be now?!" :lmao:


ooh! I thought of another good movie! Groundhog Day!

Phil: Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space?

Phil: Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

Phil: This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

oh Bill Murray..
 
John Candy was such a good actor. My favorite movies with him were The Great Outdoors (loved the raccoons) and Uncle Buck.

Chris Farley was pretty good too. I never watched him on SNL, but I liked the movies Tommy Boy and Black Sheep.

I bought American Wedding last week, so now I own all three. Those movies are hilarious :lol: Stifler is the best character.

I almost bought Meet the Parents/Meet the Parents. It was in a DVD double pack at K-Mart for only $19.99. But I passed. They are funny movies though. Ben Stiller is pretty funny, except I watched Dodgeball a few weeks back and I didn't like it at all.
 
I watched Son of the Mask last night. It was pretty funny. The dog was the best. He went all crazy when he put the mask on.

Also, over the past few nights, I watched American Pie 1 and 2. Both those movies are hilarious, but I think the 2nd one is my favorite out of all of them. American Wedding was pretty good. I don't own it yet though.
 
:lol: yep you got it right

I like when the geeks are standing by the corner trying to get Sam to dance with him

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its funny to see that Anthony Michael Hall looking all buff and really cute now, though he was a cutie when he played geeky guys too :D

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I love John Candy also, it was sad that he passed away, I also loved Chris Farley as well.

Never heard of The Hollywood Knights, whats it about?
 
:lol: that part is a classic too

" They get married"
" Married?"
"Yes married"
"Married"
" Yes married, geez"

or something to that effect
 
Drop dead fred is great. i love when she is younger and her and fred do all those crazy things.

"Ooh. Sexy Girlfriend." - I love that line. then I love when jake comes to see sam and he says she went to the church to get married.
 
:lol: I know, that was funny

John- Im sad also that John Candy is dead, he was a funny guy. I liked him also in Space Balls, Once upon a crime, and Nothing but trouble
 
The Hollywood Knights
Michelle Pfeiffer, Tony Danza (their first major film,) Gailard Sartain (Dr. Mazeppa Pompazoidi), Fran Drescher (The Nanny), and starring Robert Wuhl (Arli$$) as Newbomb Turk.
Hilarious.
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:lol: I know that famous quote will always be around


Stifler: Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.

Jessica: If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none.
Vicky: None?
Jessica: The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity


Jim: That counted.
Stifler: That totally counted.
Danielle: That's the way to kiss you're mother.
Stifler: [to Finch] DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING.
 
:lmao: Drop dead fred is such a good movie, I love when Fred calls Liz 'snot face'

I know, sixteen candles is great, gotta love Long Duk Dong

"Ooh. Sexy Girlfriend."
 
:lol: funny pic Julie

American pie is a classic too, some very fine women in that movie :nod: I think a famous quote of theirs that will stuck around forever will be " One time in band camp..."
 
there are many classics too many to name ;)

love all the good old John Candy Movies, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Uncle Buck, Summer Rental, The Great Outdoors and more.........
 
I liked Coneheads. I thought it was hysterical when Belthar taught a condom was chewing gum.
 
LOL I love most of the movies that adam is in

jen , just looking at your icon makes me think of funny quotes. Gotta love sixteen candles.

Jim Baker: Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.
Samantha: Mike thinks I'm a dork.
Jim Baker: Mike is a dork.

I love when long duk dong is up in the tree and jumps down onto jake ryan.
 
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