Comedy Movie Thread- Everyone needs a good laugh every now and then!

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:lmao: Dude, Tommy Boy is a great movie too! I loved Chris Farley and David Spade together in movies, Black Sheep was also another good movie of theirs :D

Mike Donnelly: I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.
Steve: We didn't have any chocolate pudding.
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Steve: This is great I never win at checkers.
Mike Donnelly: Well, it's kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!
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[Steve comes back sprayed with a fire extinguisher]
Mike Donnelly: Whoa, what happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something?
Steve: Yeah, I did. And now I'm gonna be famous because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find *white* mud.
 
Definitely, I like Wedding Crashers a lot.


I also rewatched Supertroopers over the other day. I love that movie.
 
:lmao: The Birdcage is so hilarious. I remember that my grandmother took me to see it at the theatre when I was in junior high, and I hated it. But once it came out on video and I re-watched it, I love it and laugh my ass off everytime. Especially on the part where Armand is trying to teach Albert to be manly and they're talking about football. Armand says something like, "How do you feel about the Dolphins game?" And then Albert says something like, "How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered..." That's priceless. :lmao:

~Dani
 
:lmao: I love that movie also, I own it on dvd. My favorite scene also was when Dan got carried off in the bears mouth.

I watched Bugs life on Disney channel today and I just love it! Alot of the lines they say are funny.

[Hanging on to Slim's leg in mid-air]
Flick: You've got to help me, I'm desperate.
Slim: Really, I couldn't tell

Fly: Waiter, I'm in my soup.

[Francis is being harassed by two flies at the bar]
Francis: Shoo, fly. Don't bother me.

Slim: Help. Francis. I'm stuck.
Francis: Where are you?
Slim: Over here.
Francis: Where?
Slim: [irritated] OVER HERE. I'M THE ONLY STICK WITH THE EYEBALLS.

Slim: I can't go out there. They'll only laugh at me.
P.T. Flea: That's because you're a clown.
Slim: No, it's because I'm a prop. You always cast me as a pole, a broom, a stick, a SPLINTER.
P.T. Flea: You're a walking stick. It's funny. Now go.
Slim: You parasite
 
Spaceballs!? Isn't that the parady of Star Wars? Oh man, that was hillarious! I haven't seen it in forever, though.

I just watched Arthur the other night for like the tenth time. I love that movie. Dudley Moore never fails to crack me up. :lol:
 
:lmao: Those quotes are funny, I love Double take, I remember seeing that movie with my bro and cousin, we were rollin
 
lol yeah I remember Weekend at bernies too, I love the part when that little kid keeps burying him in the sand
 
:lol: All of these quotes are hilarious!!! Especially the Happy Gilmore and Vegas Vacation ones :lmao:

I think my fave would have to be TOMMY BOY!!!

Tommy: I left a message.
Richard: Really, what number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: It was a cordless.

Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
Richard: I dunno, the vet?
Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
Richard: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...
Richard: Got that?
Tommy: Shut up.

Michelle: Listen you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.

Richard: No way that just happened. My car is completely destroyed.
Tommy: I've seen some crazy stuff in my time, but that... was... AWESOME. Oh, sorry about your car, man. That... That sucks.

Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat

Richard: And, the life vests, these you might need. But what are the chances of us hitting a lake. If my money says anything, it's gonna be a mountain.

Richard: Ok, here is Tommy, he's gonna help me with my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid.

Richard: Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met?
Stewardess: I don't think so...

Tommy: Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know where I'm going, what I'm doing. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel INTO A GODDAMNED BRIDGE EMBUNKMENT.

I could keep going on and on and on, but I will stop :lmao:
 
:lmao: omg that is hilarious! I have ever seen The birdcage before but after reading those quotees I really want to!
 
I got Without A Paddle in the mail and watched it last night. I love that movie and I have seen it so many times now. Tom is my favorite character. My favorite line in the movie is "No, but I ate a brownie one." And the scene with the bear carrying Dan off like a cub :lol: So great!
 
Okay I had to add one of my favorite funny movie I hadn't seen in ages til last saturday. It's was one of those movie my best mate and I would laugh about in school during all those boring classes. ;)

The Birdcage:

Albert: I'm leaving you my boots,
Agador:No!
Albert: my stereo,
Agador: Don't want it!
Albert: and my wigs.
Agador: Which wigs?
Albert: my best wigs
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Albert: Don't use that tone to me.
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!
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Albert: "I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing!"
Armand: "I made you short?"
Albert: "AAHHHA!"
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Armand: So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it.
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Male dancer (“Fantasy”): Chewing gum helps me think.
Albert: Sweetie, you’re wasting your gum.
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Armand: This is so Guatamala. They put hard boiled eggs in everything down there because you know chicken is so important to them. Its their only real currency. A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens and a man's wealth is measured by the size of his c--k. Will you excuse me?
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Armand to Albert: You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.
 
I know

Yay for Scott Evil too :drool:

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Scott Evil: [to Dr Evil] I hate you.
[to Austin]
Scott Evil: I hate you.
[to Foxxy]
Scott Evil: I don't even know you but I hate you too.
[to Mini-Mi]
Scott Evil: And I ESPECIALLY hate you.
[Scott runs away]
Dr. Evil: I just would like to say no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl

Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.
[Scott snickers]
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.
Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.
Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil: You do?
Frau Farbissina: Yah. It's a really good plan.
Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.
[Scott resumes snickering]
Dr. Evil: What is it now?
Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.

Number 2: Dr. Evil, can you continue with your plan?
Dr. Evil: Of course, Number 2, our plan is SCOTTY DON'T.
Scott Evil: Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass.
 
:lol: those Dr. Evil quotes are great, he is a pretty funny character to be created
 
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