So, I guess the question you are asking is: do we "Christians" believe that the Bible could be a collection of recorded misperceptions? Well, I'm a Christian, and I believe the answer is probably yes and that your misperceptions might be just as erroneous as anything in the Bible.
Esp. when it comes to Jesus, though, I choose to focus on things you might get right about me. For instance, I love animals. Anybody who has ever met me or knows me can see that. So, your story would probably have that in there, and if you wrote about me running a dog fighting ring, it would be blatantly false and probably wouldn't be a best seller.