Alright since it seems folks like to slam some good shows, and make them look bad, and then there are others who actually do have bad shows, I'm going to show off some of the ones that really were bad..and not because I didn't like them. (Some of them are anime, but then some of them are in fact American made. So it's a mixed bag.)
First up we have from Japan the Americanized
Tranzor Z (it's a rename of the original series). But this show was just too corny... if you listen to what the announcer says, "He can not be destroyed! (yet in every episode the robot got slammed around, and almost torn to shreds..(Can we say "False Advertising?" I knew we could
Then there's
Voltron. Ah yes, Good ol Loveable Voltron. The way the Americans took this anime and then just hacked it up to bits to show us how bad and cormy it can get.. Not to mention unrealistic. (In fact in the original show, people didn't fall unconcious, they actually died...where as the Americans dismissed deaths like it was unnatural. But still this one was so bad, it was actually good enough to get it's own DVD boxed set.
but then you got a couple more and these come from the American side of the pond. For example.. how about this 80's show called
"Bionic 6"? Okay the idea was maybe a little behind the time (or maybe it was right up there), but when you hear the theme song? It makes you want to go.. They created a show about a family full of cyborgs? (And if you have ever looked at the Bionic Six intro, you'll notice one thing.. The entire family (Save for maybe 2 kids, are of different backgrounds, which makes you wonder.. if this family didn't adopt a bunch of orphans and then in a freak twist of fate, they all got cybernetically enhanced.
and if you thought
Voltron and
Tranzor Z were bad.. how about
Mighty Orbots? Yes, another one of these type ("Multiple Robots transform into one humongous robot to save the world from Evil") type of shows? Some of the ideas were of course so corny you have to ask.. did we during the 1980's get an overglut of Robotic and futuristic shows like these?
and then there's my worst of the worst.. and it is spelled out in two words..
Turbo Teen. This 1980's sci-fi animation tells the story about a kid who acceidentally is forced off the road by a freak bolt of lightning, and who crashes both himself and his car into a top secret Government Laboratory (yeah it's secret all right, especially when you can see the sign reading "Top Secret Government Laboratory", and the main character gets hit by a freak beam that changes him into his own car. But this show also had a Ranma 1/2 feel to it, as the Kid would only transform into a car if he got overheated. Once you hit him with Cold water? He reverts back into a human. Think of this show as a
Knight Rider for Kids, minus the cybernetic brains..as the car is in reality a real living breathing human who is changed into his own car...
I think whoever cam up with this one wasn't firing on all cylinders..
and finally we have here one that comes from the folks at Rankin Bass, and it's funny that while Thundercats were a hit in the 1980's you would have thought that Rankin Bass would have stopped there. But nope, here's their giant raspberry, known only as Silverhawks, a show about 5 cybernetically altered humans who could fly (well at least 4 of them could.) But what killed this show was in fact not the actors, but rather the fifth memeber of the team who couldn't fly.. called "Cowboy'. Now You know a show that can't have one character fly isn't bad.. but when he's sitting there playing his guitar Like a Country and Western Folk singer? It makes you wonder...what were these guys at Rankin Bass drinking? (Plus the fact that the end E/I entertainment segments with cowboy and the Copper Kid were rather lame..
In short here's a few good examples of bad...moreso than ever as these shows didn't have much of a following (all save for Voltron perhaps), and that the theme songs were some of the corniest ideas.. or that the stories were the most outlandish.
So there you go, some of the worst I can figure.. and yes, I have to agree with Hordesman. Both
Rubik the Amazing Cube, and
Fonz and the Happy Daays Gang? Lamer than a duck who would crawl along the ground.
But there you go, some really bad ones.
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