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Beside the genius kids and somewhat sibling rivalry, what exactly does Johnny Test takes from Dexter? I mean for one thing the relationship between Dexter and Deedee was pure antagonistic, similar to the great rivalries of the past like Tom & Jerry or Wil. E Coyote & Road Runner. The Test kids bicker like real siblings but when the chips are down they're a family and help each other. The basic dynamic is just completely different.

Sure you can say 'this episode is from this and that episode is like that other show' but singling out Dexter is just fairly minimalistic.



Sometimes I wonder.

None of this is new (to us) or particularly witty or funny either, even if I don't like shows on there I don't feel like this column was really entertaining at all.

rabroad could pull it off but an 'amateur' like that? Sounds like some 'it was better when I was a kid!' ranting by someone who thinks he knows animation because he watched the Timmverse shows and Spongebob Squarepants.
 
There are about 5 shows I'd probably take off the list but it's just different strokes for different folks.

Without Fanboy and Chum Chum, I really can't take the list seriously though (no offense meant to Fanboy enthusiasts).
 
I don't know about it being #1 on the list, or 'putting animation back 20 years', but I'll say it's definately a step backwards when you look at the other superhero shows we've been getting this decade. At least it's better than Superhero Squad, but that's about all I can give it. When you have a lot of shows like Fanboy and Chum Chum, though, there's definitely worse out there.
 
I can't see how it could possibly be a step back based on the other Superhero cartoons that have been produced in the last decade. Just because its more comedy oriented doesn't mean its worse than the more serious, continuity-heavy shows.

We're not talking about something like the Fox Kids version of The Avengers here, we're talking about a show that's one huge tribute to the Silver Age of comics.
 
I agree with some of his opinions.
Johnny Test is some thing I just couldn't get into.
None of the show is good, the main character is very selfish and never learns his lesson. I'd say he reminds me of Timmy from Fairly Odd Parents.
I do disagree with him on Yugioh 5D though, sure the bikes thing looks weird from the begining but the storylines and characters are fun.
The rest, yah I see his point.
 
While this artical was pretty amaturish and mean spirited but hell sometimes I like it when people are brutal. I agree on this list for the most part he gets it right.

The only things I disagree on are YGO 5D's being on the list and Chaotic. 5D's isn't a bad show far better then the dribble that was GX and I can name a merch hevy anime thats ten times worse thats airing right now and its called Bakugaun. Chaotic while the first season sucked it did get better while he is pretty right on the money about the kids and the cards the stories in Perim and about the mosters themselves are really good. the jake Long being a copycat well that is true but Juniper Lee beinga good show yeah I disagree on that they both sucked to me.
 
I don't think that nearly all of the cards that are used in the TV series never make it to the trading card game. There are still plenty of anime only cards in 5D's, but most of the cards used by the main characters and most of the villains are made into cards. I can't think of any recent cards that have been downgraded so much to the point where they're hard to use though.



I'm sorry, but that isn't true at all. There are plenty of differences between Chaotic and all of the Yu-Gi-Oh! series. Chaotic focuses more on the kids playing the card game among themselves, actually transporting to the world where the creatures live and become the creatures in battle. While there are real and holographic monsters in each Yu-Gi-Oh! series, the characters don't really become the monsters and rarely go to where Duel Monsters live. There's also the fact that most of the arcs involve the characters dueling in order to save their friends and/or the world, which hasn't really happened in Chaotic.

4Kids is the one who created it and that happened before the issue between Konami and Upper Deck came up if I remember correctly.

As for this list, I thought that it was one of the worst "worst show" lists I've seen. I didn't think that the person who made this list did a good job with the reasoning for most of these shows. These are the ones that I had issues with the most.

Super Hero Squad: I've seen a few episodes and I don't think that it's that bad. It's a comedy action series, so it won't be totally serious like past superhero cartoons. If you're expecting a well done drama/action series, then one would be disappointed with this show. But it isn't trying to be dramatic. It's trying to appeal more to the comedy perspective. While I don't find the humor too funny, it is a fairly harmless show and I see it more as a show I would watch if there was nothing else on.

Winx Club: What surprised me the most was that she called the Winx Club girls superheroes and being terrible at crime fighting. The girls aren't going to that school to become superheroes, but to develop and increase their powers. The main cast of girls aren't what I would call crime fighters. They fight villains, but only those affecting their school and/or the world. They don't go after every kind of criminal. While the designs aren't that great, it is a pretty fun show if you just relax and try not to argue too much with it. Though, I'll give her that most of the girls' personalities aren't that well developed.

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: This is one show that I especially disagreed with. While 5D's isn't perfect, I think that it is one of the better toyetic series out there now. I really don't think that the introduction of the Duel Runner and Turbo Duels made the show look bad. Sure, the idea of playing a card game while riding on a motorbike sounds pretty lame, but it actually added something new to the game, along with Synchro monsters. That might have been one reason why GX wasn't that great since it didn't add anything new to the game itself.

I also don't think that the cast of 5D's is worse than Duel Monsters. In fact, I think that they have a better cast. Among the original cast, only Yugi/Atem, Joey and Kaiba actually stood out. With 5D's, they've actually made female duelists who are important to the plot and gives most of the important characters equal or close to equal focus/development. That's something that neither DM or GX could really do well.

I'm also not sure why she thinks that the rules are that confusing. It probably helps that I've been watching since DM, but one could easily learn the rules to the game by just watching the series. Granted, the Duelist Kingdom arc didn't have much of any rules, but they did a better job after that arc. Plus, I don't think that the rules for Yu-Gi-Oh! are anywhere near as confusing as Bakugan.

American Dragon: Even though there are some similarities between this show and Juniper Lee, I always preferred American Dragon. I agree that Juniper Lee had better animation and fights, at least compared to season one of American Dragon, but I wasn't attracted to the characters. It just always annoyed me that Juniper and most of her friends could pass for being teenagers in high school when they were in elementary school.

I also prefer the designs for season two. At least Jake actually looked like a dragon in season two. I never did like how his dragon form in season one looked for some reason. It also doesn't sound like she did much research, though the stuff about Winx Club made that pretty clear, since she didn't realize all of the different duties Jake has as the American Dragon. I'm also pretty sure Juniper had to deal with small issues right with the big fight scenes.

Season two made American Dragon much more enjoyable to me. There was a better focus on the plot, a nice handle on the Jake/Rose relationship up until the finale and they had pretty interesting ideas for some of the magical creatures they dealt with. I also find it funny that she mentions that it still airs on Disney Channel, which is true, but it airs at three in the morning where I live. Not too many kids are awake at that time.

Chaotic: While I agree that the rules aren't too clear in Chaotic at first, seeing more of the battles gives one a better understanding of the game. I thought that season one was pretty weak, but both season two and three have been much more enjoyable. At least there's more going on than just drome battles episode after episode and they're exploring the world of Perim. Granted, it could be better, but I don't think that it's as boring as she makes it out to be. Though, it probably helps that she doesn't give a clear reason why she thinks it's boring.

Johnny Test: I understand that there are some similarities between this show and Dexter's Lab, but I definitely don't think that it covers 75% of the episodes' plots. There are enough differences between the two so that Johnny Test isnt' just a carbon copy of Dexter's Lab.

I also really don't think that Cartoon Network airs it so often is because it's so cheap to air. I think that it has more to do with the fact that it has such good ratings. If it didn't do at least somewhat well, I don't think that they would air it so often. I also find it funny and sad when she says that they air Johnny Test approximately twenty hours per day and label it as a rough estimate when that's just a pathetic exaggeration.

I've seen Johnny Test and while the humor isn't my cup of tea and Johnny himself can be annoying, it isn't a terrible show. It's like one of those shows you watch for the heck of it. It obviously appeals to a lot of kids though.

The only show that I do agree with being on the list is The Proud Family. It was a pretty poor show. It was mainly because most of the cast wasn't likable and there wasn't a lot of growth among the characters, even by the finale, in my eyes. While I agree that the abuse Oscar suffered was another negative aspect of the show, I don't remember him being obsessed with get rich quick schemes or inventing stuff similar to Dexter's Lab.

I think what annoys me is that the person here really thinks that these shows make kids dumber. I haven't heard any actual facts about shows damaging kids, or anyone for that matter, in terms of their intelligence. It just seems like a harsh way to describe shows that the person here didn't really like. If it was just something like "My Top 10 Least Favorite Modern Cartoon Series", then at least it wouldn't appear so immature, especially when she clearly gets her facts wrong, thus weakening her argument.
 
That was a fun read. A lot of the cartoons on that list just don't interest me, and they lack the quality, and charm of cartoons from past decades. Which is why i continue to lose faith in TV animation these days. :(
 
They are very different shows, it just the names rhyme.

Agreed, and to think that Star Wars got it bad but atleast they looked like charactures, the Super Hero squad guys look like... I dunno what I want to insult that badly!
 
I totally agree. While i never care much for 'Johnny Test', at least the animation used for the early episodes looked better than the Flash technique used in the later episodes. It's like they're not even trying to make it look as good as traditional animation, and it's pretty ugly to look at. Flash can be a neat tool, but if your not trying to make it look good, why bother?
 
So Caspers new CGI toon sucks huh? I was kinda afraid of that. I haven't been able to watch a single episode of it yet, but being a bit of a Casper fan (you know, just a little bit) i thought the very news of the friendly ghost getting a new TV cartoon sounded really sweet. *sigh*

Though i guess i should try to find an episode to watch the show myself before i make any absolute judgements. Oh well, like the article said; Casper i one of those franchises that just wont stay down, so even if Scare School does stink then maybe we'll get a good Casper show in another ten years.
 
that none of the cartoons I watch made the worst list. I haven't seen much of the new Garfield show, but I'm guessing it's not as good as the original Garfield and Friends?
 
It's not a step backward, it's an alternative. One that I'd say is perfectly legitimate considering all of the mature DC animation that we have gotten and are continuing to get. Brave & the Bold is a cheesy & fun take on superheroes.

Now, Marvel Super Hero Squad? I turned on the season finale out of curiosity. Within minutes, I saw chibi Iron Man insulting Galactus like a second-grader. That's pretty darn dumb and in a different league, I think.

Hell. I used to watch live-action Batman from the 60's growing up. I turned out okay. Brave & the Bold isn't gonna make kids stupid.
 
Its not, while not horribly bad its just bland, but Garfield still has his old voice though despite how nobody pays attention to him talking they felt the need to animate his lips.
 
And this vitriol is what happens when you put your nostalgia goggles on too tightly. A bunch of junk gets squeezes out of your brain, seeps into your computer keyboard, and winds up on the Internet.
 
This is merely another "crappy cartoons" list disguised as a "think of the children!" list.

That said, I challenge any poster out here to name a currently airing cartoon that they are a die-hard fan of. No lying, either.
 
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