***BREAKING*** S&P Officially Downgrades US Debt from AAA
I would like to thank the following people for this prestigious award:
Mr. Barack Obama, what can I say...we couldn't have done it without you!
Mr. Harry Reid and Ms. Nancy Pelosi, your leadership of congress under President Obama was out of this world, your visions, your decisions, I mean the worRAB just don't exist! Thank you.
Mr. Barney Frank for helping out Freddie and Fanny during their time of need...a round of applause.
The general media for sack riding these sons of bitches, how would the world survive without you!
and last but not least ladies and gentleman, I would like to extend my most sincere thank you, to 52% of the voting population! Yes, you know who you are, you made this all possible by electing the the man who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Thank you so much for being pissed off at Bush, that you were able to cast a blind vote for this man!
We owe this hope and change to you!