The Kicker of Extremists
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Puns for Educated Minds
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of maths disruption.
4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
5. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
8. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
9. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
10. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
13. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
@Moderate, you don't sound like a moderate at all. Moderates do not make comments like you until attacked. I think you are a troll, so I will be watching you to see who you are.
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of maths disruption.
4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
5. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
8. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
9. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
10. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
13. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
@Moderate, you don't sound like a moderate at all. Moderates do not make comments like you until attacked. I think you are a troll, so I will be watching you to see who you are.