ferrari2017
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The most thumed up joke and my favorite will get the best answer
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Anyone has a good joke?????
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Toadly Ossum
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Guy in court, and the judge says, "You're charged with Disorderly Conduct. How do you plead?"
The defendant says, "All I did was call a police officer a PIG."
"Guilty," responds the judge. "Your fine is $100!"
"Okay," answers the defendant. "But is it a crime if I tell a pig that he's a police officer?"
The judge replies, "I find your attitude reprehensible, but there would be no law being broken."
"Good," says the guy. "Thank you, Judge, and goodbye. And you, too, POLICE OFFICERS!"
The defendant says, "All I did was call a police officer a PIG."
"Guilty," responds the judge. "Your fine is $100!"
"Okay," answers the defendant. "But is it a crime if I tell a pig that he's a police officer?"
The judge replies, "I find your attitude reprehensible, but there would be no law being broken."
"Good," says the guy. "Thank you, Judge, and goodbye. And you, too, POLICE OFFICERS!"
Toadly Ossum
New member
Guy in court, and the judge says, "You're charged with Disorderly Conduct. How do you plead?"
The defendant says, "All I did was call a police officer a PIG."
"Guilty," responds the judge. "Your fine is $100!"
"Okay," answers the defendant. "But is it a crime if I tell a pig that he's a police officer?"
The judge replies, "I find your attitude reprehensible, but there would be no law being broken."
"Good," says the guy. "Thank you, Judge, and goodbye. And you, too, POLICE OFFICERS!"
The defendant says, "All I did was call a police officer a PIG."
"Guilty," responds the judge. "Your fine is $100!"
"Okay," answers the defendant. "But is it a crime if I tell a pig that he's a police officer?"
The judge replies, "I find your attitude reprehensible, but there would be no law being broken."
"Good," says the guy. "Thank you, Judge, and goodbye. And you, too, POLICE OFFICERS!"
Marjeela H
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A pickpocket-er goes to court for pig pocketing. The judge tells him aren't you ashamed, you come here at least once every 2 weeks. The pickpocket-er reply's aren't you ashamed you come here every day.
Tell me what u thought.
Tell me what u thought.
Marjeela H
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A pickpocket-er goes to court for pig pocketing. The judge tells him aren't you ashamed, you come here at least once every 2 weeks. The pickpocket-er reply's aren't you ashamed you come here every day.
Tell me what u thought.
Tell me what u thought.
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[Σ]vzƒire13
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This is an extremely cheesy joke:
I once saw this little drop of ink, he was crying. I said, "What's wrong?" The ink said "My mother is trapped in a pen, and I don't know how long her sentence will be!"
(Get it? Jail..pen..sentence..)
I once saw this little drop of ink, he was crying. I said, "What's wrong?" The ink said "My mother is trapped in a pen, and I don't know how long her sentence will be!"
(Get it? Jail..pen..sentence..)