Guy in court, and the judge says, "You're charged with Disorderly Conduct. How do you plead?"
The defendant says, "All I did was call a police officer a PIG."
"Guilty," responds the judge. "Your fine is $100!"
"Okay," answers the defendant. "But is it a crime if I tell a pig that he's a police officer?"
The judge replies, "I find your attitude reprehensible, but there would be no law being broken."
"Good," says the guy. "Thank you, Judge, and goodbye. And you, too, POLICE OFFICERS!"