An Infinite Number Of Things That Pisses Me Off About Music

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Stereotypical Fanboys/girls at concerts with multiple banRAB.
Yepyep. You've seen it before, after a concert, you go to the bathroom, and from behind the stall you hear them. Fanboys.
SOAD fanboy:"Omgah TMV was so weird and boring."
TMV fanboy: "stupid mallcore kid, you have no taste in music."
Local Indie band fanboy:"you both suck for liking mainstream ****."

And I can see it now, the upcoming Coheed/trivium/slipknot concert.
Trivium fanboy:"slipknot and coheed are so em0"
Slipknot fanboy:"STFU FGT, Slipknot is hardcore queer."
Coheed fanboy:"Both of them are so untalented. Claudio=JESUS."
 
I think we can extend this even further.

"People with Nirvana shirts who spike their hair and say they're 'punk' and the only grunge/punk/rock album they own is Nevermind."

"People who talk about how much they love music while their only exposure to music is three hours of MTV a day"

...etc. Still, good call.




You're giving them way too much credit.
 
All I can say to that is...

THANK YOU!

Oh and you left out one of the worst things she did, starting Ozzfest, which showcases lame nu metal banRAB more than anything. This woman's contribution to music was basically introducing us to Limp Bizkit.
 
Awful band indeed, Great movie though.. that is if you don't find Jack Black completely annoying.

You had many good points along the way I really like what you've wrote about the Beatle fans, and of course you also had a good opening act.I got to nuraber 68 on your list and felt like I wanted to kill myself out of boredom, as it is I played with my kitten instead. :o) Bean is adorable. Anyway but this list as funny and as sarcastic as it may be it felt as long as Cast away.. Good job though.
 
I blame David Geffen and Cameron Crowe. Both knew sod all about the scene and proceeded to make money out of a scene that Dinosaur Jr and Big Black did better and five years earlier.
 
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