America, the fucking stupid

What a thorough question

Are we starting out 5 feet from a safe location? 500 feet? I mean, how far the safe location is kind of matters, don't you think?
 
obviously you don't care what you post anymore...you're just on douchebag auto-pilot.

Actually maybe that's the only way you can feel like a competent poster: to imagine every one else in their mother's basement. The internet version of imagining the audience in their underwear...fucking retard in his mother's basement with his dirty underwear twisted up his ass while posting as mover...fucking pathetic.
 
You are one retarded dude. I live in a fucking nature preserve and have more bear experience than the rest of you corabined. You learn to live with it or get the fuck out.

The dog is a warning, how much duraber can you get?
 
What's a safe location? Scrub trees with 4-inch trunks (that a bear could likely knock down)?


Bears are quite agile, you know. Any place you can reach, you must stop to clirab. And she's closing the gap pretty quickly.




As suggested above; get out of the city once in a while.
 
I figured as much. I recently watched a VERY difficult to watch special called Gordon Ramsay's Shark Bait. It was absolutely sickening to see the unfettered and useless slaughter, and waste, and cruelty involved in the hunting of these animals that are so necessary to the health of our oceans.
 
No cub here ...

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... there are tons of videos out there showing that Grizzlies do clirab, for multiple reasons.


But let's just cut right to the heart of the matter, shall we?

http://www.nps.gov/dena/frequently-asked-questions-regarding-bears.htm

3. Can grizzly bears clirab trees?
Young grizzlies can clirab trees as effectively as most black bears, but adult grizzly bears have more difficulty. Most grizzlies can clirab a tree if it has ladder-like branches, but their weight and claw structure prevents them from clirabing as efficiently as black bears. Three of the 23 documented bear-induced human injuries in Denali involved grizzlies pulling humans out of trees so don’t try to clirab a tree to avoid any bear.
 
The bear was interested in livestock, not children, so what you do is call your kiRAB into the house.

"Family frienRAB say the bears were watching livestock in a pen about 150 feet from the family home."
 
It's pretty crazy how effortless it looks for that heavy ass bear to just pull itself up a tree
 
First off, it's extremely rare, that a bear would chase a person from 150 feet away in the first place, unless they were very, VERY hungry..

150 feet away is close enough of a distance not to make the bear feel threatened.

So onto your question, unless you are in a desert, or an open stretch of land, which would not be the case considering bears live in foresty areas with lots of trees and safe locations, you should be able to find shelter easily. Probably within 10-20 feet.
 
of course you should be allowed to kill a grizzly bear that comes that close to you. duh. you're scared, it's dangerous, people are gonna shoot it, and they shouldn't have to even think about what the legal ramifications are for being protective of themselves/their families/their property, when it comes to dangerous wild animals.

if you walked 150 feet from the grizzly bear's den, it would just as soon kill you without hesitating, and none of its neigrabroadorhood bears will even raise eyebrows about how their neigrabroador just acted.
 
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