These two are completely deluded.
They bought a house that's falling apart, without surveys or anything, paid in cash and used a bloke she met in the swimming pool and a waiter as go-betweens!
Who is going to come and stay with them?
They must be rich and stupid.
Not to mention the fact that she is a complete sterotype of a brit abroad. i.e. Talks slow and broken english to the locals!
The way it is filmed makes me wonder how much of it isn't directed by the producer!