A Modest Proposal to Solve the Illegal Immigration Problem

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Let us first preface this by a quick mention of the 13th Amendment of the United States Constitution:

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

Given that being in America illegally is a crime, I therefore propose that illegal immigrants should be arrested en masse, held in concentration camps, then sold off to corporations as slaves. The money raised from the sales of illegal migrants will then be used to pay off the deficit. This will ensure both 1) a steady supply of cheap labor that is competitive to China in prices and 2) ensure the laws are enforced effectively.
 
i think our current method of exploiting their labor is more efficient, the gov would fuck that up
 
how about legalize the workers and then start getting more and more strict on border security
 
Or you could seize the assets, and auction them off too.

Then you get the proceeds of the sale of the '87 Chevrolet van, plus the $10,000+ dollars you could realistically expect to recieve from the sale of human chattel.
 
all revenue generated by seized assets should go into border patrol. prison style guard towers with a mount machine gun.
 
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