A Modest Proposal to Solve the Illegal Immigration Problem

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Not all illegal immigrants are Mexican. Quite a few Chinese and Salvadorian ones too.



They'd probably cost more on the market then, don't you think? I mean, think about owning a free source of skilled labor.
 
Oh no, I just wanted some illegal immigrants working a sugar plantation while I sit around drinking Vietnamese coffee in a white linen suit. You can't deny the boss value of that, can you?
 
If Mexico bitches, we'll load up some B-52s with white phosphorus bombs and turn Mexico City into Dresden 2010.
 
if you have the government do it then it'll result in the resulting labor getting more expensive

also we have an amendment about cruel and unusual punishment

also who asked you, you dirty pinko bastard?
 
im surprised you didn't go with calling it grozny 2010

except i doubt we could fuck up mexico city in 2010 much harder than grozny already is
 
subtle i'm-against-legalizing-pot-because-it'll-make-my-weed-more-expensive post.

edit: also, too slow on 8th amendment point.
 
i don't smoke pot, and if i had wishes to spare then drugs would no longer exist

but i think given that america's general will is focused on liberties, it's hypocritical for them to be criminalized.
 
So why not pack the supreme court with pro-enslaving illegal immigrant people and that ensures it'll be found to be Constitutional?
 
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