30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

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Liz: Oh, so you're the only one in the word that's allowed to make sex mistakes? You had a threeway with Roseanne and Tom Arnold.

Jenna: That was two years ago.

lol ew
 
Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.
 
:lol: :love: those quotes guys.

Tracy: That's a white myth, like Larry Bird and Colorado.

Jenna: Drug him? Liz, no. Having been on both sides of that, I could tell you it's not a good idea.
 
“You two have built protective shell around me, like a hermit crab, or a mermaid boobie!” - Tracy

“Bonus means extra! I know that! From game shows!” — Kenneth
 
Kenneth: Science was my favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

Liz: He's just like you. He's smart, he's worldly, and he's really good at making fun of my shoes. When he saw these, he asked me when my cult was committing suicide.
 
Phoebe: You know how John Lennon was better then all the rest of the Beatles but he never realized it until he met Yoko? Well I'm gonna be Jack's Yoko!
Liz: You want to be Yoko?!
 
Jenna: Kenneth, you know how you told Tracy not to go into your bedroom? Well naturally, we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.
 
Jack: Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.
 
Liz: Where's Gary?
Jack: Gary's dead. I'm Jack Donaghy, new VP for NBC/GE/Universal/K-Mart.
Pete: Oh, so we own K-Mart now?
Jack: No. So why are you dressed like we do?

*As Jonathan shows Jack messages*
Jack: I'll call her back. Is she at the White House line? ... Tell them I need a 4 am tee-off time. ... Uh, five inches, but it's thick.
 
Liz: Elisa has a terrible secret! My current theory is she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids.

:lol:
 
Yes! And then the one from season 2:
Jack: These Verizon Wireless phones are just so popular I accidentally grabbed one belonging to an acquaintance.
Liz: Well, sure, because that Verizon Wireless service is just unbeatable. If I saw one of those on TV I'd be like "Where is my nearest retailer so I can get one?" *looks at camera* Can we have our money now?

:lol:
 
i love all the 30 rock quotes on here!

liz:" i will leave you to it."

"it" meaning buisness?"

liz: " of course, i call the movie Risky Buisness "Risky It" Because "it" means buisness."



Jack:..."extreme weather prepardness on the war on the poor."
Liz: " you mean the war on poverty."
Jack: " yeah ok lets go with that.

yeah i got them of the youtube vids but they're hilarious quotes!
 
Liz: I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
 
Jack: Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic - colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms.

Kenneth: Oh no Sir, I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name.
Jack: That's Republican. We count those.
 
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