30 Rock Quotes Thread #1: It's always smiles time in here!

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Liz: "If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down."

Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

Tracy: So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable.
Toofer: I'm doing good.
Tracy: Nah-uh. Superman does good; you're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.
Frank: [to Toofer] Wow, that was embarrassing for you.

Jack: I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.

I'm a-gonna love this thread. ;)
 
Jack: I've asked Tracy to join me at G.E. Golf tournament in Connecticut.
Liz: Was Courtney Love not available?
 
:lmao: The Tracy vampire one is my favorite.


Jack: Don't you watch the news?
Liz: The food network doesn't have a news show.

No, it does not.
 
"My heart goes out to all of the inner-city kids, especially those that are too fat to dance their way out." - Jenna

"I don’t need a birthday party because I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, they’re often a surprise." - Tracy

"This morning it hit me in the shower why the Hendersons named him Harry. That film has layers." - Jack

:lmao:
 
hey guys.. ive come to enlist your help.. my friends and I are going to do a Season 2 marathon, but were doing it as a drinking game.. i need a list of the most common words/phrases in season 2.. ie. blerg etc..

your help is appreciated :)
 
Jack: Thank you for telling me what I already know. You should work for the Huffington Post.
^I especially laugh at this because Alec writes fairly regularly for the Huffington Post :lol:

Dr. Spacemen: Diabetes is quite serious. If left untreated, you could lose a foot.
Tracy: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from The Jetsons?
Dr. Spaceman: I suppose. But then you'd have to register as a motor vehicle.
 
Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?

Colleen: Tell him his mother's here! ...And she loves him! ...But not in a queer way!

Kenneth: I like your top. I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.
Angie: Uh-huh. Well, I don't have a husband any more, so... you can come over anytime.
Kenneth: Oh, I will! I'll come over at night.
 
"Celebrity snuff. Reality content made exclusively for your mobile phone: Oh what's that? MC Lyte just murdered Danny Bonaduce? Thanks, PHONE."

Devon ftw :D
 
Jack: When I was your age, I was putting myself through college in Boston paddling swan boats for the tourists.
Kenneth: Is that a euphemism for some kind of sex worker?
 
Kenneth: Miss Lemon, may I speak with you?
Liz: Sure. Can you walk and talk?
Kenneth: Uh... usually, but now you got me thinking about it.
 
Liz: You ready for Larry King Live tonight?
Tracy: You know it. I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch.
 
Gladys Knight: Hello! I'm trying to take a nap! Whats going on around here?
Tracy: Nothing Gladys Knight. Sorry. Sorry everyone.
 
Wow, where do I begin? :lol:

Kenneth: No sir, I don't vote Democrat or Republican. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!
Jack: Those are Republican. We count those.

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

I'll be back with more later. :D
 
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