Once upon a time in the west :
"Get me some water, from the well, I like my water fresh"
Carry on Camping :
- I'm taking this cow to the bull
- Couldn't your father do it ?
- No, it has to be the bull !
- Sorry to have knocked you up.
- Now that Barbara has fallen out.
- I used to be a matron in a hospital, there was a doctor there, he looked just like you !
Fat Pizza :
-Ask her, like, if she wants to root.
Judge talking " - For the heanous crime of possessing the narcotic cannabis, I sentence you to 6 years detention "
- What are you bludgers looking at ?
- Chicks, chicks, chicks, chicks, Oh my god !