Kelly:
As this is a family oriented forum, I'll tap dance around what grampa would really like. Lets just say a nice warm fire, a little nip of really good Irish whiskey, and a companion who might like to share an afternoon with a kindly old gentleman. It won't require much walking, and perhaps...
If you look at the crime rate before and after the end of the draft, I believe you'll agree with me that the draft was the only social welfare program this country ever had in place that worked. 4 years? I'm not so sure that 4 years are necessary. Likely a 2 year hitch is enough.
Your fiance has a better chance of screwing a stray goat than getting his noodle wet with a woman while he's in Afghanistan. He's out there in the line of fire, and you're worried about his winkie? You ought to do both of you a favor and give him back his ring.
Your fiance has a better chance of screwing a stray goat than getting his noodle wet with a woman while he's in Afghanistan. He's out there in the line of fire, and you're worried about his winkie? You ought to do both of you a favor and give him back his ring.