Your fiance has a better chance of screwing a stray goat than getting his noodle wet with a woman while he's in Afghanistan. He's out there in the line of fire, and you're worried about his winkie? You ought to do both of you a favor and give him back his ring.
Your fiance has a better chance of screwing a stray goat than getting his noodle wet with a woman while he's in Afghanistan. He's out there in the line of fire, and you're worried about his winkie? You ought to do both of you a favor and give him back his ring.