Come up with better one liners. Read and get an idea It's a learned skill.
http://www.google.com/search?q=famous+one+liners&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a.
When he said "beware of prophets that come in my name" .Watch honey you're opening the door. Try this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yki3sBIlScc
No prophet but been around the block a time or two. Being retired I like to chat .now and then. I don't even bite.
When it comes to male/females sometimes you just can't tell what makes them tick.
There is this guy i really don't like him cause he was a total jerk to me last year but he is really fine. Sorry honey I'm not even sure where you're coming from.