Recent content by Stevie Wonderbread

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    Do you ever give contacts on your phone their own ringtones?

    Me padre's is the theme song to Golden Girls and el mama's is the theme song to the Magic School Bus!
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    Does your favorite delicacy expect you to do its dirty work?

    I'm worn out from running bank to bank for pumpkin pie!
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    Are these verses I write decent?

    I posted this, but nobody besides marketing seemed interested. The song is called "Distinct Denial" (at least for now). I'm just a wee little 14 year old, so have mercy. Finger running down your spine Establish remorseless ecstasy Lock the door- lock the door Temporary urgency Alone with...
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    I wash the dishes, I cook the dinna', I cook the kids and what do I git?!!?

    Grass stains can be SO hard to get out of jeans!!!
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    Why do people not get my sick sense of humor?

    I feel odd, but slightly aroused :O in that I manage to offend on higher levels that I intend to. Look at my other questions and you'll see what I mean. Maybe they don't know I'm joking?
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