Recent content by H.P. Lovecraft

How many emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Emo's can cut themselves in the dark. How many emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to change the light bulb the other to talk about how he misses the old one.

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I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop (NO...

Well if you are into more homeopathic remedies you should try sperm. No joke, sperm is a great moisturizer and contains natural chemicals not found in many other substances. So spread the warm love all over baby!

Sounds like the beginning of a pr0n movie! Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wa!

Turn off the TV. Case solved.

Its a place of rainbows and gumdrops where all is well and the world is made of gold

As much as you could get the biggest sucker to pay up for it. Things are only worth what you can convince people they are worth. Hell thats how our whole economy works. Convince people things are worth xxx. If people lose confidence that its worth xxx then its not worth much until it become's...