Emo jokes anyone? *nods*?

[Strada]

these are funny.

why did the emo cry on his way to jail. they cant have sharp things in jail. idk.........

 

[JimenyCricket]

What's the sad part about 4 emo kids dying in a car crash?
The car seated 5. =]

What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities. =]

So an emo kid walked into a bar.........and immediately walked out to go blog about it.
=]

What's the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself. =]

Anyone have any others? TELL ME!

 

[Dead End?]

Lol
Q: Why did the Emo boy want a girlfriend?
A: So he could use her make-up

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

How many emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Emo's can cut themselves in the dark.

How many emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to change the light bulb the other to talk about how he misses the old one.