What are you talking about? There are plenty of camps around me. We send children to them in the summer, and they have great fun.
Explain yourself good sir!
Because the have nothing to offer.
As an atheist, the one point I hear most often is "Atheism has nothing to offer me." This makes me think religious people are in it just for what they can get. Dragon's don't offer anything but death, so there is no interest in them.