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    How often do you whip out your knowledge of rare Babylonian antiquities to...

    ...impress your contacts? Or some other knowledge you can show off...
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    My bottom looks like a Japanese flag after I eat curry, suggestions?

    OK, Shivon. Here we go. The Japanese flag is a red spot on a white field. I am white. My asshole is burning red from curry. It's a simple equation, and I look forward to your valuable help.
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    Who should be cast as June Cleaver, in a modern remake of "Leave it to Beaver"?

    In keeping with the times...
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    Is there any biological evidence to suggest that women with dark areolae are...

    ...better at cooking? Anything for you 1K. Some of them can be a bit sharp, with the sugar crystals. Be gentle.
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    What is the capacity of your navel, expressed in either milliliters (mL) or ounces...

    ...(fluid oz.)? I've never seen Arnold's navel. Trust me.
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    If we were intimate whilst I was using Flamin' hot Cheetos...?

    Will she experience vaginal discomfort, and if so, what can I do about it? My fingers were coated...
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    Automotive Poll: If a man drives a Mazda Miata, it means he's...?

    a) Sporty, an outdoors enthusiast b) A midget, little person, hobbit, etc etc c) Concerned about gas mileage and the environment d) A player, a real ladies man e) Probably gay, or at least likes musicals a whole ton and knows where to put the ottoman f) Other, describe
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    Have you ever eaten at a Black Anus Steakhouse?

    It's a chain in the US.
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    Bathe in synthetic Guatemalan cheese, or listen to wind-chimes?

    Simple choice, people...
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    What kind of interpretive dance would the folks down at the senior center...

    ...appreciate most? I'm working on one called "Gazpacho."
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    Y'know those sushi restaurants where you can eat fish off of naked people...?

    I always seem to get the girl with an "outie," leaving me no where to pool my wasabi/soy sauce lagoon.
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    When is the right time to sell my stockpile of white denim jeans?

    When are they officially going to be fashion-forward again?
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    Poll: What is your FIRST thought when learning a male can cook and clean, without being

    asked to do so? A) He's a catch. B) His face probably looks like his neck threw up. C) He's gay. D) His mommy is lurking nearby. E) Other
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    If your lights keep flashing and stuff, does that mean that your house is more likely...

    It may mean you are super nice and make yummy cupcakes and stuff.
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    *Humpy Survey* Other than the usual bed, car and the roof of your house, where

    A booth in Applebee's. Yep, romantic.
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