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    How often do you whip out your knowledge of rare Babylonian antiquities to...

    ...impress your contacts? Or some other knowledge you can show off...
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    My bottom looks like a Japanese flag after I eat curry, suggestions?

    OK, Shivon. Here we go. The Japanese flag is a red spot on a white field. I am white. My asshole is burning red from curry. It's a simple equation, and I look forward to your valuable help.
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    Who should be cast as June Cleaver, in a modern remake of "Leave it to Beaver"?

    In keeping with the times...
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    Is there any biological evidence to suggest that women with dark areolae are...

    ...better at cooking? Anything for you 1K. Some of them can be a bit sharp, with the sugar crystals. Be gentle.
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    What is the capacity of your navel, expressed in either milliliters (mL) or ounces...

    ...(fluid oz.)? I've never seen Arnold's navel. Trust me.
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    If we were intimate whilst I was using Flamin' hot Cheetos...?

    Will she experience vaginal discomfort, and if so, what can I do about it? My fingers were coated...
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    Automotive Poll: If a man drives a Mazda Miata, it means he's...?

    a) Sporty, an outdoors enthusiast b) A midget, little person, hobbit, etc etc c) Concerned about gas mileage and the environment d) A player, a real ladies man e) Probably gay, or at least likes musicals a whole ton and knows where to put the ottoman f) Other, describe
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    Have you ever eaten at a Black Anus Steakhouse?

    It's a chain in the US.
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    Bathe in synthetic Guatemalan cheese, or listen to wind-chimes?

    Simple choice, people...
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    What kind of interpretive dance would the folks down at the senior center...

    ...appreciate most? I'm working on one called "Gazpacho."
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    Y'know those sushi restaurants where you can eat fish off of naked people...?

    I always seem to get the girl with an "outie," leaving me no where to pool my wasabi/soy sauce lagoon.
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    When is the right time to sell my stockpile of white denim jeans?

    When are they officially going to be fashion-forward again?
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    Poll: What is your FIRST thought when learning a male can cook and clean, without being

    asked to do so? A) He's a catch. B) His face probably looks like his neck threw up. C) He's gay. D) His mommy is lurking nearby. E) Other
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    If your lights keep flashing and stuff, does that mean that your house is more likely...

    It may mean you are super nice and make yummy cupcakes and stuff.
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    *Humpy Survey* Other than the usual bed, car and the roof of your house, where

    A booth in Applebee's. Yep, romantic.
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    What side effects can one expect when one is forced to use Pam cooking spray as

    a bedroom lubricant? It was the "High-temperature grilling Pam", if that makes a difference.
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    Has an in-law ever nibbled your ear?

    Yahoo: Pets > Birds
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    Are Fritos Honey BBQ Flavor Twists™ the signature of a truly advanced civilization?

    If not that food, than what?
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    Why do americans consider a cultured evening out frequenting the local drive through?

    Hey, we know Puccini! The local Steak n' Shake has performances of Madama Butterfly every other Thursday.
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    This in NO WAY should be considered an avatar game it is cooperative poetry?

    Shrouds of antiquity on the brain, awash like canned ham in the rain. Of yogurt and dinosaurs in the kitchen, Answer the call, and quit your bitchin'.
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