Since it's all subjective and opinion-based anyway, and since no one agrees with anyone else, maybe it makes sense to just decide for yourself how you want to do it. After all, it was just designed to make you feel better, so choose whatever way makes you feel better.
Is it worth it? Is it worth WHAT exactly? What do you imagine are the negative and liabilities of joining the marines, and what do you imagine are the benefits? Weigh them against each other and then make a decision. THEN go back to school and learn how to punctuate.
Help? Help with what? We can't tell you what to do, so do what you want. If you're bi curious, then experiment. This is sex, not rocket science. You don't need help.
You might win, but even if you did the cost of the damages that you'd likely receive would not be equal to the time, stress and energy spend on taking her to court.
Since there a few HUNDRED ancient cultures, each with it's own cultural beliefs about death and life after death, you would have to be a lot more specific if you wanted us to tell you about one of them. No one is going to write you a book on the cultural beliefs of all the ancient cultures.