Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series
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queen bee.
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^ Love all those quotes :lmao:
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Has anyone seen Marik's Evil Council #2? Not bad. Interesting but not bad. Although I do wonder how is he going to work that whole "Steve" thing when possessing Tea and Joey with his rod in the coming episodes.
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4/1: Did anyone see the April Fool's Joke Little Kuriboh did? I went to his main site and a lot of his fans were pissed.
Jeez, didn't they see the connection?
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4/1: Did anyone see the April Fool's Joke Little Kuriboh did? I went to his main site and a lot of his fans were pissed.
Jeez, didn't they see the connection?The Question Asker O.o
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I'm really cutting it close here, but I finally got my top ten (narrowed from, like, 20 lines.) I made sure to chose one line from each episode. Some episodes aren't represented, but it doesn't mean they didn't have their own fair share of great lines. 
(In no discernable order, other than episode #)
1) Kaiba: I'm here for your Blue Eyes, old man, and I won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me.
Yugi's Grandpa: No.
Kaiba: Curses, foiled again. (ep. 1)
2) Joey: Playing card games sure beats doing schoolwork. Arithmetic is for losers! Now I just gotta subtract your defense points from my attack points and, and uhhh... wait a minute how do I do that?
Tea: It's official, you're an idiot. (ep. 2)
3) Joey; Check it out, Yug. It's a pair of giant breasts attached to a woman.
Mai: The name's Mai Valentine. It's not a very subtle pun, but then again, nothing about me is very subtle.
Joey: Boo-bies. ^_^ (ep. 3)
4) Tristan: I can't wait until I get my own episode!
*crickets* ...It's never gonna happen, is it? (ep. 5)
5) Kaiba: It's true, Yugi. I've returned from the dead in order to defeat you. My desire for vengance was so strong that even hell itself could not hope to contain my-
Yugi: Okay, time out. Does anybody here actually believe for even one second that this guy is a ghost?
Tristan: (off-screen) I do!
Yugi: Anyone besides Tristan?
Tristan: I do! (ep. 7)
6) Joey: Uh oh. Have I been crossdressing in my sleep again? (ep. 9)
7) Yami: Bullying is just wrong. Destroying people's brains with magical powers is a-ok! (ep. 10)
8) Yugi: Look it's that guy I defeated in the first episode without even breaking a sweat! Hey loser, how's it going? (ep. 11)
9) Bandit Keith: That graveyard arena should be around here somewhere... these sunglasses sure make it difficult to see in the dark, but I refuse to take them off because I'm an American. And Americans always wear sunglasses! Now it's time for my favorite Shakespeare quote *holding a skull* Alas poor Yorick, I knew him... in America! (ep. 12)
10) Joey: Listen Yug, I lost a card game to Kaiba too. But I didn't get all mopey about it. Even when I started having these really erotic dreams about him! I mean I was in a dog suit and everything! (ep. 15)
And there ya' go. If this doesn't get people to come in and comment on this crazy parody nothing will! :lol:
(In no discernable order, other than episode #)
1) Kaiba: I'm here for your Blue Eyes, old man, and I won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me.
Yugi's Grandpa: No.
Kaiba: Curses, foiled again. (ep. 1)
2) Joey: Playing card games sure beats doing schoolwork. Arithmetic is for losers! Now I just gotta subtract your defense points from my attack points and, and uhhh... wait a minute how do I do that?
Tea: It's official, you're an idiot. (ep. 2)
3) Joey; Check it out, Yug. It's a pair of giant breasts attached to a woman.
Mai: The name's Mai Valentine. It's not a very subtle pun, but then again, nothing about me is very subtle.
Joey: Boo-bies. ^_^ (ep. 3)
4) Tristan: I can't wait until I get my own episode!
*crickets* ...It's never gonna happen, is it? (ep. 5)
5) Kaiba: It's true, Yugi. I've returned from the dead in order to defeat you. My desire for vengance was so strong that even hell itself could not hope to contain my-
Yugi: Okay, time out. Does anybody here actually believe for even one second that this guy is a ghost?
Tristan: (off-screen) I do!
Yugi: Anyone besides Tristan?
Tristan: I do! (ep. 7)
6) Joey: Uh oh. Have I been crossdressing in my sleep again? (ep. 9)
7) Yami: Bullying is just wrong. Destroying people's brains with magical powers is a-ok! (ep. 10)
8) Yugi: Look it's that guy I defeated in the first episode without even breaking a sweat! Hey loser, how's it going? (ep. 11)
9) Bandit Keith: That graveyard arena should be around here somewhere... these sunglasses sure make it difficult to see in the dark, but I refuse to take them off because I'm an American. And Americans always wear sunglasses! Now it's time for my favorite Shakespeare quote *holding a skull* Alas poor Yorick, I knew him... in America! (ep. 12)
10) Joey: Listen Yug, I lost a card game to Kaiba too. But I didn't get all mopey about it. Even when I started having these really erotic dreams about him! I mean I was in a dog suit and everything! (ep. 15)
And there ya' go. If this doesn't get people to come in and comment on this crazy parody nothing will! :lol:
Well, from what I read, there should be something new for the Holiday Season. Seems that LittleKuriboh is busy with his life 
I'm surprised I never posted this clip I did a while back (It was posted the day before Episode 23 came out). Let me know what you think.
MySpaceTV Videos: Bandit Keith: Real American (Yu-Gi-Oh: TAS tribute) by +Junko+
Note: You don't need a MySpace or log in to view the video. But if there are any problems, let me know.
I'm surprised I never posted this clip I did a while back (It was posted the day before Episode 23 came out). Let me know what you think.
MySpaceTV Videos: Bandit Keith: Real American (Yu-Gi-Oh: TAS tribute) by +Junko+
Note: You don't need a MySpace or log in to view the video. But if there are any problems, let me know.
grimeville05
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It's not easy compiling a list. I would have made a top 20 for this :look:
wikked wombat
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Hey it's khirea! I was wondering if you'd post. So... all that's left is for me to post. Yeah...
Well believe it or not, I've been trying to compile a list of quotes for my top ten list. It ain't easy (as you may all know)! :lol: But I'll post it up before the week enRAB!
So... all that's left is for me to post. Yeah...Well believe it or not, I've been trying to compile a list of quotes for my top ten list. It ain't easy (as you may all know)! :lol: But I'll post it up before the week enRAB!
Man I cannot believe that's going to be an actual new Yugioh series!
Tristan zooming by saying that he found Joey was hilarious! :lol: Plus his little theme music (from "Bad to the Bone" to the "Speed Racer" song); like I said, the parts with him and the motorcycle rocked my socks!
(I'll check out the movie link as soon as I can. Maybe this weekend. :nod
Tristan zooming by saying that he found Joey was hilarious! :lol: Plus his little theme music (from "Bad to the Bone" to the "Speed Racer" song); like I said, the parts with him and the motorcycle rocked my socks!
(I'll check out the movie link as soon as I can. Maybe this weekend. :nod
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"So you can ****** it sideways! ******!" :lmao:
The only problem I have with Marik's lines is instead of the beep, his f-swearing is with some guy saying "eff!" Someone from the site forum says it's from One Piece or Perfect Blue.
The only problem I have with Marik's lines is instead of the beep, his f-swearing is with some guy saying "eff!" Someone from the site forum says it's from One Piece or Perfect Blue.
oh uhm gee
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:lmao: The Yu-Gi-Oh DMX! I remeraber that! And when they referenced it in the Christmas Special!
Yeah, it's really hard picking the top 10 because I had a lot.
Yeah, it's really hard picking the top 10 because I had a lot.
Ep 24 seemed a bit shorter to me for some reason. It was still funny though, especially the scene about the "giant rock" :lol:
But ep 25 was hilarious. Warning to anyone who hasn't seen it yet: DO NOT drink anything while watching Yami curse Yugi out. :lmao: Yugi's lines in the Beauty and the Beast montage was funny too.
I haven't seen the Marik thing yet, but I'll probably get to it sometime tomorrow.
But ep 25 was hilarious. Warning to anyone who hasn't seen it yet: DO NOT drink anything while watching Yami curse Yugi out. :lmao: Yugi's lines in the Beauty and the Beast montage was funny too.
I haven't seen the Marik thing yet, but I'll probably get to it sometime tomorrow.
So I just watched all three of them. So here's my reviews:
Episode 24:
I guess I'm not exactly too keen on this episode. It wasn't bad. Or maybe I'm just not a fan of Kaiba. Although the jokes there are still kept in tact, along with a few new ones (Ishizu's voice, Kaiba's anime mullet, Mokuba in to Spongebob). According to LittleKuriboh's entry in his LiveJournal, he said he was about to make Kaiba have a phobia of sponges :lol: Maybe I need to watch it again
Episode 25
I was looking forward to this and it was worth it :lol: Yami's right though, the outfit Yugi was wearing made him look like a bondage slave :lmao:
And there was a lot more things that I loved (in order):
Yami's long bleeping rant to Yugi
The Beauty and the Beast montage
BirRAB attacking Yami,
Yami going "I'm Pouting!" and "Is the date over already?"
Yami explains that he didn't help Tea at the arcade because he thought it was part of the game.
Tea's three hour frienRABhip speech and her attempt to hold it back while on her date.
When Tea and Yami arrive at the museum, Tea asks if there was DDR in there and Yami goes "This is Japan Tea. Of course there is."
And the whole milkshake thing. So random :lol:
Marik's Evil Council of Doom
:lmao: I guess since the last two episodes focused primarily on two characters, it's nice to know what some of the characters up to. But this is another favorite of mine. It seems that the evil council has plans to destroy Yugi.
Highlights:
Bakura's "Word to your Mama"
"Bob"...the one name Marik could not pronounce (I'm not sure what the name was but it sounded like Akunh something...to which Marik goes "Hakuna Matata")
Marik's reason of Kaiba turning down the evil council was that Kaiba's the "Anti-hero". Bakura thinks that Kaiba turned down the offer.
Bakura proposes they kill Yugi with knives, and that knives make him feel all tingly. Marik thinks killing him will be too obvious and that they shouldn't do it. Bakura thinks it was just too fun.
Marik explains why there are no women villans in Yu-Gi-Oh. There aren't. There are just extremely girly men and Marik happens to be the most girly of them all. That is, until Pegasus tells Marik to keep telling himself that.
Why didn't Marik invite Dartz and his gang? They are just a bunch of dorks.
The drumroll to reveal Marik's "plan" and Marik going *dun dun dun* was too funny :lmao:
I guess that's my review of those three. It was a long wait but it was worth it
Episode 24:
I guess I'm not exactly too keen on this episode. It wasn't bad. Or maybe I'm just not a fan of Kaiba. Although the jokes there are still kept in tact, along with a few new ones (Ishizu's voice, Kaiba's anime mullet, Mokuba in to Spongebob). According to LittleKuriboh's entry in his LiveJournal, he said he was about to make Kaiba have a phobia of sponges :lol: Maybe I need to watch it again
Episode 25
I was looking forward to this and it was worth it :lol: Yami's right though, the outfit Yugi was wearing made him look like a bondage slave :lmao:
And there was a lot more things that I loved (in order):
Yami's long bleeping rant to Yugi
The Beauty and the Beast montage
BirRAB attacking Yami,
Yami going "I'm Pouting!" and "Is the date over already?"
Yami explains that he didn't help Tea at the arcade because he thought it was part of the game.
Tea's three hour frienRABhip speech and her attempt to hold it back while on her date.
When Tea and Yami arrive at the museum, Tea asks if there was DDR in there and Yami goes "This is Japan Tea. Of course there is."
And the whole milkshake thing. So random :lol:
Marik's Evil Council of Doom
:lmao: I guess since the last two episodes focused primarily on two characters, it's nice to know what some of the characters up to. But this is another favorite of mine. It seems that the evil council has plans to destroy Yugi.
Highlights:
Bakura's "Word to your Mama"
"Bob"...the one name Marik could not pronounce (I'm not sure what the name was but it sounded like Akunh something...to which Marik goes "Hakuna Matata")
Marik's reason of Kaiba turning down the evil council was that Kaiba's the "Anti-hero". Bakura thinks that Kaiba turned down the offer.
Bakura proposes they kill Yugi with knives, and that knives make him feel all tingly. Marik thinks killing him will be too obvious and that they shouldn't do it. Bakura thinks it was just too fun.
Marik explains why there are no women villans in Yu-Gi-Oh. There aren't. There are just extremely girly men and Marik happens to be the most girly of them all. That is, until Pegasus tells Marik to keep telling himself that.
Why didn't Marik invite Dartz and his gang? They are just a bunch of dorks.
The drumroll to reveal Marik's "plan" and Marik going *dun dun dun* was too funny :lmao:
I guess that's my review of those three. It was a long wait but it was worth it
:lol: "I'm going to regret asking this but why are you on a motor bike?"
Tristan: Because in the future, card games would be played on motorbikes.
Yugi: Tristan, that's the most stupidest thing to ever come out of your mouth.
If you ever want to see the other abridged movie, it's here. Basically, it's based on Season Zero but it's ridiculously funny. I'll give you one quote from it.
Gary: You guys should leave me alone because...I don't like playing children's card games!
*dun dun dun*
Joey: Oh no he didn't!
Tristan: Because in the future, card games would be played on motorbikes.
Yugi: Tristan, that's the most stupidest thing to ever come out of your mouth.
If you ever want to see the other abridged movie, it's here. Basically, it's based on Season Zero but it's ridiculously funny. I'll give you one quote from it.
Gary: You guys should leave me alone because...I don't like playing children's card games!
*dun dun dun*
Joey: Oh no he didn't!
sunrise kisser
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I'm drawing a blank of my top 10 but here's some I do remeraber:
Brothers Paradox: "You may think it's rather crass, but you can stick your card right up your -- nose." "Against our guardian you don't stand any chance, I'm not wearing any underpants." "It seems that we ran out of luck!" "It's just a card game, who gives a fu-"
Bakura: Everyone seems to have gone all rhymey!
Tristan: Shut the hell up, you stupid limey!
Kemo: Attention duelists, my hair
And pretty much anything Yami says in the beginning where "last time on Yu-Gi-Oh" should be.
And when Joey was talking was talking about how bad that episode was and comparing it to Yu-gi-Oh GX. And then they cut to the OP theme of GX while playing DMX's "X gonna give it to you"
Joey: Honestly, who would want to watch a cartoon about a bunch of rap artists playing card games?
:lmao:
Brothers Paradox: "You may think it's rather crass, but you can stick your card right up your -- nose." "Against our guardian you don't stand any chance, I'm not wearing any underpants." "It seems that we ran out of luck!" "It's just a card game, who gives a fu-"
Bakura: Everyone seems to have gone all rhymey!
Tristan: Shut the hell up, you stupid limey!
Kemo: Attention duelists, my hair
And pretty much anything Yami says in the beginning where "last time on Yu-Gi-Oh" should be.
And when Joey was talking was talking about how bad that episode was and comparing it to Yu-gi-Oh GX. And then they cut to the OP theme of GX while playing DMX's "X gonna give it to you"
Joey: Honestly, who would want to watch a cartoon about a bunch of rap artists playing card games?
:lmao:
iloveanimals
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I haven't seen the Japanese movie thing but I DID see the new episode! :lol: It was funnier than episode 26! (Thank goodness because I've been wondering if he was slipping. Not to say he's lost it but the last 2 or 3 haven't been as awesome as I thought theyd be. Still good though.)
Favorite part: Tristan on the motorcycle. :lmao:
(Thank goodness because I've been wondering if he was slipping. Not to say he's lost it but the last 2 or 3 haven't been as awesome as I thought theyd be. Still good though.)Favorite part: Tristan on the motorcycle. :lmao:
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Good idea. Here's my top 10:
10. Tea: I need to use the bathroom but the lady who dubs me won't admit it.
9. Yami (ep. opening): Don't you wish your card games were fun like mine?
8. Random duelist: It's not fair. I thought disguising myself as a bee would help me win.
7. Villan from ep. 10: She was my easiest victim yet. Her huge breasts were no match for my enormous chin.
6. Bandit Keith: Wait a minute! This thing wasn't made in America! It must be destroyed!
5. Duke: Keep your eyes on me ladies. Cheap parlor tricks are extremely erotic.
4. Duke: I noticed you guys aren't dueling over me like I'm some kind of sex object.
Tea: Humana, humana, humana.
Duke: I'm Duke Devlin, I own the new game shop.
Tea: You can own my body too if you want.
Tristan: Burn the witch.
3. Tristan: Joey, what's sex?
Joey: Well Tristan, when a man and woman love each other very much...
Tea: Joey no, we musn't let Tristan breed!
2 (Tie!). Pegasus: Darling Cecilia, when we first met, you were the second most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on. The first was me of course. We fell in love, instantly. Then, when were standing at the altar, something very unexpected happened: You exploded. Yeah...that was kind of weird. In my grief, I went to Egypt, because that's where people go when they're grieving. They go to Egypt.
Yugi: And you chose Bandit Keith? Why the hell did you choose Bandit Keith, he sucks!
Marik: It's simple. Americans are very easy to brainwash. Isn't that right minRABlave?
Bandit Keith: Whatever you say Mr. President.
And the #1 line *drumroll*
Bakura: Yes Yugi, and when you do, there would be a part of my soul inside. Then in about 500 episodes, I'll put my plan in to motion. I'm so diabolical it hurts. They don't call me Florence for nothing.
Can't wait to hear everyone else's top quotes.
10. Tea: I need to use the bathroom but the lady who dubs me won't admit it.
9. Yami (ep. opening): Don't you wish your card games were fun like mine?
8. Random duelist: It's not fair. I thought disguising myself as a bee would help me win.
7. Villan from ep. 10: She was my easiest victim yet. Her huge breasts were no match for my enormous chin.
6. Bandit Keith: Wait a minute! This thing wasn't made in America! It must be destroyed!
5. Duke: Keep your eyes on me ladies. Cheap parlor tricks are extremely erotic.
4. Duke: I noticed you guys aren't dueling over me like I'm some kind of sex object.
Tea: Humana, humana, humana.
Duke: I'm Duke Devlin, I own the new game shop.
Tea: You can own my body too if you want.
Tristan: Burn the witch.
3. Tristan: Joey, what's sex?
Joey: Well Tristan, when a man and woman love each other very much...
Tea: Joey no, we musn't let Tristan breed!
2 (Tie!). Pegasus: Darling Cecilia, when we first met, you were the second most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on. The first was me of course. We fell in love, instantly. Then, when were standing at the altar, something very unexpected happened: You exploded. Yeah...that was kind of weird. In my grief, I went to Egypt, because that's where people go when they're grieving. They go to Egypt.
Yugi: And you chose Bandit Keith? Why the hell did you choose Bandit Keith, he sucks!
Marik: It's simple. Americans are very easy to brainwash. Isn't that right minRABlave?
Bandit Keith: Whatever you say Mr. President.
And the #1 line *drumroll*
Bakura: Yes Yugi, and when you do, there would be a part of my soul inside. Then in about 500 episodes, I'll put my plan in to motion. I'm so diabolical it hurts. They don't call me Florence for nothing.
Can't wait to hear everyone else's top quotes.