You're @ a restaurant, Lyoto Machida flips your table over, ruining your...

[Bob The Junkman]

...date's dress. What do you do? I mean, Machida's a big guy but you just can't do that no matter how tough a guy you are.

 

[Desk3Bound]

Call the cops. Then apply small joint locks (finger locks, wrist locks, etc.) to protect you and your own. Or you pull out your snub nosed .38 and stick it in his face (Aiki-Jitsu technique).

MMA guys have no training in small joint manipulations or pressure points (and they can't dodge bullets like I can).

 

[Wade]

id be like deud whats your F#cking problem..and most likely swiftly throw a jab and a uppercut to his face..i mean i belive that if he did that and were in close proxemity we'd be like chest and chest and he'd be like what B#tch.. i could hit him farley easily, however after i hit him, he'd beat the SH#T out of me, it wouldnt hurt him to bad probally and he'd probally who knows take me down submit me or throw hands with me