Your Simpsons chalkboard

Here's a bunch:

I am not a human vending machine...

Time is not the best Teacher...

The Answer is not always 42...

I @m not @n internet addict.com...

My gas is my own business...

Hannah is not the capital of Montanna

Mrs. Butterworth is not a Jar-Head

I did not save a lot of money on my car insurance...

911 is not a dating service...

My nose is not an instrument.

There has to be snow on a "Snow day"...

Knowing is more than half the battle...

Nobody's thinking "Arbys"...
 
Some of the lines that Bart writes on the chalkboard in the opening credits are quality. However, some are not. Ever thought you could do better? Well, here's your chance, and also, if you have any personal favourite chalkboard writings post them here aswell:

Here's a couple of mine:

I whil nott mis spelign calss

I, :will;; .!not" overuse, punctuation!!!!!???!!!!!!

My butt is not a canvas.

If you are reading this you really have nothing better to do do you

Ralph is not a human guinea pig.



Post yours here.
 
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