Your Momma Jokes!! Got Any Good Ones?

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The best I got is this:

Your Momma so fat, when she goes to the beach the whales all sing "WE ARE FAMILY"
Just got a new one:

Your Momma so Fat, Dora can't explore her!
 
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out

or

How do you get yo momma in an elevator? Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie
 
Yo mama smells so bad, the city made her live next door to the sewage treatment plant.

Yo mama is so dumb that she thought that manual labor was a Mexican baby doctor.

Yo mama has such a fat ass, her crack looks like the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama is so dirty, she's got weeds growing in her crotch.

Yo mama is so cheap, she wrings out her old tampons so she can reuse them.

Yo mama is so poor, she gets CARE packages from Ethiopia

Yo mama is such a whore, she's got roll bars on her bed.
 
Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the Mexican border, the Mexicans had to come by sea !!!
 
Your momma's so fat she went out to dinner in heels and she came home in flats
 
Yo momma so fat she made the grand canyon

Yo momma so fat when she was on 4th ave. she landed on 12th

Yo momma poor when she went to McDonalds she put a milkshake on layaway
 
Your mamas so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation!
Your mamas so fat she works at a movie theater as a screen!
Your mamas so fat she actually sweats mayonnaise!
Your mamas so fat her emergency contact number is McDonalds!
Your mams so stupid she stuck batteries up her ass and sang, "I got the power!"
Your mamas so stupid she thinks these jokes are funny!
 
your momma so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was when you dress up nice to go to court
 
yo mama is so fat that when god said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass over.

yo mama is so retarted that her bowl came with a life guard!
 
ur momma so old she has an autographed bible

ur momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

ur momma so fat she sweats mayo

ur momma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side

ur mommas so fat when she stands in the road cars run out of gas trying to go around her

ur mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

ur momma so fat when she wears red all the kids yell "hey kool-aid"

ur momma so poor her front and back door are on the same hinge

ur momma so nasty when i asked if i could use her bathroom she said "sure pick a corner"

ur momma so fat she has her own zip code

ur mommas so fat when she gets her shoes shined she needs to take their word

ur mommas so fat she tripped on 4th ave and landed on 12th ave

the last time ur momma saw 90210 was when she was on the scale

ur momma so fat i neees to take 2 busses and a train just to get on her good side
 
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world


Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"


Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
 
From Fresh Prince

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to the movies and the guy at the counter said "Under 17 not aloud" so she went home and brought 16 of her friends.
 
yo momma is so ugly she can make a freight train take a dirt road

yo momma is so ugly she can make an onion cry

yo momma is so loose, she has a library card in her panties so she knows who has been in there last
 
your momma's so fat she eat's wheat thicks.
your momma's so poor,someone asked her why she was kicking a can down the street, she replied, i'm moving.
your momma's nickname is lardo.
your momma's so fat, at the beach people run around her yelling "free willy"
your momma's so fat people run around her for excersise.
your momma's so anarexie she hola-hops with a cherrio
your momma's house is so nasty, when you walk in there, a cockroach will jump you!
 
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