Your favourite film quotes

"Divine decadence darling" - Sally Bowles in Cabaret, whilst showing off her blue/green painted fingernails.

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Did you ever hang around a gymnasium?" - Captain Over in Airplane!
 
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."



:D
 
Full Metal Jacket:

Sergeant Hartman: "Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f**king walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the f**k off of my obstacle! Get the f**k down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"
 
One of my favorite films of all time

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!
 
oh my, I have loaRAB of favourite Harry Potter quotes but for entirely the wrong reasons, I really am highly immature and find nothing funnier than teachers asking the kiRAB to grab their mandrake and give it a good hard tug or to stop playing with their wanRAB.

there really is a lot of smut in the HP films, at least to those with a smutty immature mind! (and gosh, those Cassette Boy remixes of the Stephen Fry book narrations...!!!).
 
Doug Billings: Either way, you gotta be super smart to count carRAB, buddy, okay?
Alan Garner: Oh really?
Doug Billings: It's not easy.
Alan Garner: Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.
Stu Price: A what?
Alan Garner: He was a ri-tard.
Doug Billings: [pauses to figure out what Alan was saying] *RE*tard.

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Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting carRAB is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

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Stu Price: You're such a ****in' moron!
Alan Garner: Your language is offensive.
Stu PriceB]: **** you!

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Alan Garner: Ha ha! Drivin' drunk. Classic.

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Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Another favourite of mine ... in fact the whole film is quoteable :)
 
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