Your favourite film quotes

Pretty much any line from Almost Famous...

" The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool" (Lester Bangs)

" I'm never as good as when you're there." (Russell Hammond)
 
Gladiator -

- My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Steel Magnolias (so many good quotes) -

- Truvy: Oh, Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

- Ouiser Boudreaux: The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.

- Ouiser Boudreaux: You are a pig from hell.

- Ouiser Boudreaux: You are evil, and you must be destroyed.
Clairee Belcher: Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could.

- Drum: Ouiser you look like hammered shit.
Ouiser Boudreaux: Don't you talk to me like that!
Drum: Oh,I'm sorry you look like regular shit.

Notting Hill -

- William: Oh, sod a dog. I've made the wrong decision, haven't I?

- Spike: Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.
 
From the same film, but an earlier scene:

[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room]

One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.

[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]

Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.


That last line could be applied to quite a few films.

As for other quotes, I'd choose one from Fight Club, but there are too many good ones to choose. Instead of choosing one or two, I'll just link to Fight Club's quote page at IMDb and let you choose. ;)
 
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Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*ck my sister :D :D


"We cant stop here, this is bat country" :cool:
 
I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

Makes me cry every time. :)
 
Get back to Cairo. Get us some transport to England: boat, plane, anything. Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck."
- "How?"
- "I don't know. I'm making this up as I go."

Want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says: 'Why so serious?' He comes at me with the knife - 'Why so serious?!' He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And.... why so serious?"
 
"You have offended my family.
And you have offended the Shaolin Temple" - Bruce Lee : "Enter The Dragon"


"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Roy Scheider : "Jaws"
 
Along Came Polly


Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.
Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
Reuben Feffer: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.
 
Moore Marriot "next trains gone!" From "Oh Mister Porter"
Stan "If I had any sense I would walk out on you"
Ollie "Well it's a good thing you havn't"
Stan "It sure is"
Stan "I had an uncle, he died of a broken neck"
Ollie " What happend?"
Stan "They were hanging him"
 
Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.
Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.
Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'
 
Mine are Harry Potter quotes :p

"Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finRAB me."

And my all time favourite:

"To the well organised mind, death is but the next greatest adventure."
 
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