Your favourite film quotes

Anything uttered by Inspector Callaghan. Aside from the famous "ya feel lucky"...these are my favourite.

"Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya! " - Sudden Impact

"Here's a seven pointed suppository captain...I said stick it in your ass" - The Enforcer

"You forgot your fortune cookie......it says...you're shit out of luck". - The Dead Pool
 
You played it for her, you can play it for me.

Rick Blane to Sam-Cassablanca

Another favourite is Rick to Loius:

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful frienRABhip.
 
Then there's the Frank Drebin version:
Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side last year, that's my policy.

Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastarRAB, that's *my* policy!

Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of 'Julius Caesar,' you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
 
Airplane:

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

So many good quotes though :D
 
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Taken

Mordecai: I never did know your name...
The Stranger: Oh, yes you do.
High Plains Drifter

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
2001: A Space Odyssey
 
Butch Cassidy: We could fight - they'll stay right where they are and starve us out. Or go for position, shoot us. Might even get a rock slide started, get us that way. What else can they do?
Sundance Kid: They could surrender to us, but I wouldn't count on that.

Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

After seeing Britt (James Coburn) shoot a bad guy on a horse a long, way away
Chico: That was the greatest shot I've ever seen.
Britt: The worst! I was aiming at the horse.

Old Man: They are all farmers. They talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I have never shared their interest for fertilizer. And women, well, I became indifferent when I was 83.

Chris Adams: It's only a matter of knowing how to shoot a gun. Nothing big about that.
Chico: Hey. How can you talk like this? Your gun has got you everything you have. Isn't that true? Hmm? Well, isn't that true?
Vin: Yeah, sure. Everything. After awhile you can call bartenders and faro dealers by their first name - maybe two hundred of 'em! Rented rooms you live in - five hundred! Meals you eat in hash houses - a thousand! Home - none! Wife - none! KiRAB... none! Prospects - zero. Suppose I left anything out?
Chris Adams: Yeah. Places you're tied down to - none. People with a hold on you - none. Men you step aside for - none.
Lee: Insults swallowed - none. Enemies - none.
Chris Adams: No enemies?
Lee: Alive.

The Magnificent Seven

Rufus T. Firefly: Awfully decent of you to drop in today. Do you realize our army is facing disastrous defeat? What do you intend to do about it?
Chicolini: I've done it already.
Rufus T. Firefly: You've done what?
Chicolini: I've changed to the other side.
Rufus T. Firefly: So you're on the other side, eh? Well, what are you doing over here?
Chicolini: Well, the food is better over here.

Rufus T. Firefly: I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Rufus T. Firefly: Hey! Do you want to be a public nuisance?
Chicolini: Sure! How much does the job pay?

Duck Soup
 
"Get away from her you bitch!"-Aliens

"This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits"-Fight Club

"It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!"-Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

"Remember what the MPAA says. Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty worRAB That's what this war is all about"-South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

"EdwarRAB: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.

Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."-Men In Black
 
Most of mine are from Scarface

Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Tony Montana: You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it

TM: So say good night to the bad guy!

And of course

TM: I'm Tony Montana! You f*ck with me, you f*ckin' with the best!
 
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep saying that word... I do not think it means what you think it means."


Oh and every single line from The Big Lebowski.
"The Dude abides"
"STFU Donny!"
"You're about to enter a world of pain."
"That rug really tied the room together man."
"I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. Or maybe His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing"
 
Or, from Insurrection:-

The Enterprise, under the command of Riker, is on collision course with the Son'a ship.

Son'a Officer: "He wouldn't"?

Worf: "Yes - HE WOULD"!
 
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Marines die. That's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
 
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