Your favourite film quotes

Stand By Me Quotes:

Teddy: Ha ha, Gordie loses! You lose Gordie! Ol' Gordie just screwed the pooch!
Gordie: Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you?
Teddy: Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite.
Gordie: Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.
Teddy: You're a real wet end, Lachance.
Gordie: Shut up.
Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh!
Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.
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Teddy: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.
- - -
Teddy: Yeah, Vern told us how you found him. "Oh Billy, I wish we had never boosted that car. Oh Billy, I think I just turned my fruit of looms into a fudge factory."
Charlie: Right thats it, your ass is grass.

And many more :D
 
Sir Nigel Powers : "There are two things in this world I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other people's culture and the Dutch".

Johan van der Smut (Goldmember) : "What - take the father away - Dutch Hater!". :D

PS I love the Dutch.
 
1967 Parole Hearings Man: Ellis Boyd Redding, your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?
Red: Rehabilitated? Well, now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means.
1967 Parole Hearings Man: Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society...
Red: I know what *you* think it means, sonny. To me it's just a made up word. A politician's word, so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?
1967 Parole Hearings Man: Well, are you?
Red: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

- Shawshank Redemption
 
Stop saying that Withnail of course he's the f***ing farmer!
has got to be my favourite.

The Inigo Montoya line is also a classic.

A new fairly quotable film in 'In Bruges'
...you can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!
 
Jimmy Conway: What's the ****in' matter with you? What - what is the ****in' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the **** are you doin'? What are you, a ****in' sick maniac?
Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my ****in' balls?
Jimmy Conway: I'm ****in' kidding with you! You ****in' shoot the guy?
Henry Hill: He's dead.
Tommy DeVito: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. ****in' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.
Jimmy Conway: You stupid bastard, I can't ****in' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the ****in' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no ****in' lime. You're gonna do it.
Tommy DeVito: Who the **** cares? I'll dig the ****in' hole. I don't give a ****. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll ****in' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
 
From All About Eve (1950):

Bill Sampson: Have you no human consideration?
Margo Channing: Show me a human and I might have!

Margo Channing: Everybody has a heart...except some people.

Margo Channing: You bought the new girdles a size smaller, I can feel it.
Birdie: Something maybe grew a size larger.
 
"Badges ?? We don't need no stinking badges !" - Blazing Saddles

"The sherriff is a n(rest of word drowned out by town bell)"
"What did he say ?"
"He said The sherriff is NEAR !" - Blazing Saddles
 

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts." :p
 
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