You'll never get that time back - the CRAP MOVIE thread #2(NO LISTS)

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Anywhere but here was just, I cant believe I sat through that movie for that long boring. Just no point to it what-so-ever.
 
I just watched My Big Fat Independent Movie... I seriously felt the seconds of my life leaving my body. It's supposed to be like Scary Move, Not Another Teen Movie, etc... It was so horrible I had to force everyone I was watching it with to turn it off.
 
The worst movie I saw last year was by far was "The Benchwarmers." Awful. I also walked out of "The Good Shepard" after the first hour and a half hour because it was sooo borning.
 
Just the thought of holding my breath under water scares me since I cant swim well. :lol:
 
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I never walk out of movies but I walked out of this one.

I thought the book was great but I hated the movie.
 
Half Nelson-pretty bad...ryan gosling was the best part!

Black Christmas-really, really bad.....the acting and the plot were horrible, and it was pretty graphic
 
I agree. I liked two of the storylines (Hugh Grant's and Keira Knightley's), but thought that the rest of the characters/storylines were dull. There were too many different storylines going on and they seemed to spend too much time on those, instead of the ones that were halfway decent.
 
Here are a couple of movies I found horrid:

1. Polyester - Mind you, it's a John Waters movie. I loved Crybaby and Hairspray, but this movie was ridiculous beginning to end for me. TOO campy.

2. Broken Arrow - I love me some Christian Slater...I really do. But this movie bored me, and I really don't like to think of Jon Travola as the bad guy.

3. Dukes of Hazzard - Just didn't buy it. Funny at parts, but overall not the movie for me.
 
I was excited to see Epic Movie when I heard aobut it cause I love spoof movies...but when the trailers couldn't make me laugh..i knew not to expect much
 
My First Wedding- It wasnt exactly aweful but there were scenes that were pointless and the guy fall in love with the girl way too fast. I like when it takes awhile for them to have strong feelings for each other, not have it be one day and he is madly in love with her. :rolleyes:
 
Crash- Prententious doesnt even begin to describe this 'film', worst and most in your face, over written, un realistic script ever. The worst acting ive ever seen in one film (with the exception of Michael Pena), ridicoulous circumstances, so hollywood, tied up into a nice pretty bow at the end....without a doubt the worst film i have ever seen

A history of violence- What?!? who made this crap... unbelievably bad..was this real? or did i imagine this....2nd worst film ive ever seen

The Queen- Worst film ive seen this year...you cant make up stuff about real people and execute it poorly...that prince charles was a freakin terrible actor...and Helen Mirren wasnt even that good...she just wasnt right....
 
I saw Napoleon Dynamite on Comedy Central for free, yet I still want my money back. It's the most pointless "comedy" out there, but it didn't remember to be funny. Actually, the funniest thing is Napoleon somehow now has an acting career, most likely because of this movie.
 
Remember Closer is adaptation from a British stage play so that's why the movie moves slow and feels so odd at times. Maybe awkward.

The ending is... Well, it can be confusing but if you research the stage play's ending it sort of clears it out a bit.
 
A film I didn't like was Taking Lives with Angeline Jolie. I just thought that the plot was so great and could have been acted alot better that it was a let down when i actually watched it.
 
I saw the first Poseidon, with Gene Hackman and Shirley Winters, and I can't comment on how good it was... I just know that I wasn't very old and I've been afraid of holding my breath under water pretty much ever since. :lol:
 
The Davinci Code: It broke every single rule in screenwriter (and not in a good way). I made it about 30 minutes into the movie and had to turn it off...I'm sure I'll return to it again one day---just as women think about giving birth again after a painful experience :)
 
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