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psychorabbit15
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...and it's being driven by wild howler monkeys at 80 mph down the road.
You can't help but to feel that no good can come of this. What do you do?
A. Grab your Whoopie Goldberg mask, and try to act wilder than the howler monkeys, in the hopes of intimidating them, so they will let you stop the car.
B. Grab your sponge bob parachute, and dive out the back window... only to realize that you were not in an airplane, and receive a horrible case of road rash before the parachute stops you.
C. Reach into your pocket, and produce a pair of trusty Batman Bat-Tweezers... and try to distract the monkeys with it's shiny metal... and get control of the car.
D. Your choice.
Or you could E: Trust the monkeys, and enjoy the ride.
But honestly... would anyone pick that?
You can't help but to feel that no good can come of this. What do you do?
A. Grab your Whoopie Goldberg mask, and try to act wilder than the howler monkeys, in the hopes of intimidating them, so they will let you stop the car.
B. Grab your sponge bob parachute, and dive out the back window... only to realize that you were not in an airplane, and receive a horrible case of road rash before the parachute stops you.
C. Reach into your pocket, and produce a pair of trusty Batman Bat-Tweezers... and try to distract the monkeys with it's shiny metal... and get control of the car.
D. Your choice.
Or you could E: Trust the monkeys, and enjoy the ride.
But honestly... would anyone pick that?